Hello Everyone,

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Always and Forever

I’m taking a moment to let you know plans regarding my time here at the Bar.  I have officially semi-retired.  This really doesn’t impact anyone directly.  Due to my personal life and more responsibilities that come with it, I do not feel I’m able to give you the attention you deserve.

I will not take on new callers unless there is no other girl here to do it.  Existing clients of mine and who have been with me for years, I will still be available to you when you need me.  I will be doing more behind the scenes work and less time in chat.  I will do calls if requested urgently.  If girls are available and you are comfortable, please call them first.

I find I forget simple things more often these days and its due to lack of sleep and focus.  That means its time to step back for a bit.  ~smiles~ Please feel free to contact me via Email or Trillian if you have any questions or concerns. Perhaps I will be able to resume fully one day.

Hugs…

Sydney

Muscle Car Makes Muscle Memory

Muscle cars make my panties damp.

I’m a motorhead, and I love those big engine sleek body cars, especially from the heyday of Detroit. The smooth classic chassis lines and revving engine’s deep-throated roar literally excite me. I adore the seductive curves of a well-detailed and well-maintained powerful vehicle.

You arrive for our date in a classic muscle car, and I get the biggest smile on my face. The thrumming idle of the motor as you turn the key ignites a spark in my soul. Somebody is getting lucky tonight, if they play their cards right.

It’s easy to enjoy the journey when you travel in style.

We take a leisurely drive out to the beach, and I smile again when you produce a small cooler. We sip our beverages, leaning against the shiny fender as we talk and watch the sun set. As the light fades, we start the car again, enjoying the powerful vibrations as we tool down the road.

Every acceleration produces a small thrill down my spine and growing wetness between my legs. You’re aware of the effect your sexy muscle car has on me, and execute the next part of your plan. Soon thereafter, you’re pulling into the privacy of a little known local Lover’s Lane.

When is a muscle car not a car? When it’s a sex toy.

muscle carIt takes no time at all for us to begin some deep kissing and heavy petting. Clothes that are in the way are quickly pushed away or cast aside. Then, as the French would say, “the thing is in the hand and the hand is in the thing.”

This is such a fun scenario to do on a call. Do I get into the back seat with you for some mind-blowing sex, leaving footprints on the headliner? Or do I make you settle for an enthusiatic blow job, since you entirely forgot to bring any protection? Maybe I just edge you until you lose control and have a big wet spot on your jeans. So call me now, describe your favorite muscle car, and seduce me totally.

Linda
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We Made A Porn On St. Patrick’s Day

This year instead of wearing a “Kiss Me, I’m Irish” t-shirt, hanging with friends at the local Irish pub, and drinking Guinness, we stayed home. We got a little kinky and creative, and we made a homemade porn. I wanted to do something to spice things up, so I asked my girlfriends and did a little research online. The problem was, all the ideas were lame, or we have already done them.


Then I found an article on tips to make your own porn.


That was something kinky that we have not done. I know you watch a lot of porn, so why not make a movie to watch later. To get into the spirit of the holiday, I put on my green satin lingerie set. Love how it looks and feels on my skin. I took some extra time to get my hair and make-up just right since we were going to be videoing our steamy sex.

While I was getting ready, you took care of the equipment and the adjusted the lighting. We didn’t want the video to be too dark or grainy. When I walked into the room, wearing my heels and lingerie, you were already naked. We did a couple of shot of whiskey and got into bed. I thought I would be more nervous, but once we starting kissing, I really got into it.
I looked right into the camera as I sucked your cock. You talked dirty, describing how it felt and how much you wanted to fuck me. Lots of wet tongue on your shaft and then my head bobbing up and down your cock. I rode you, and then you fucked me on all fours until we both came. Initially, we adjusted our positions a bit to get the best camera angles, but then we fucked hot and steamy like we always do. How hot of a call would it be to watch porn together while we both masturbate while we share fantasies?


Erotic Victoria
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Smoking Hot Fetishes

SmokingEveryone has a kink that lights their fire

Some fetishes are more socially acceptable than others, but all have the effect of creating heightened excitement. If your fetish is certain clothing, from lingerie to shoes, or body part, from head to feet, you’re lucky. You can easily surf the net (without even going to sleazy sites) to indulge your desires. Those with a fetish that is not as mainstream, like smoking or tickling, have to work a little harder to scratch their itch. There are specialty sites and publications that will bring you stimulation for certain sexual acts or partners. The slight advantage to this is the prolonged search can often make the attainment of your goal more satisfying. The disadvantage is that sometimes it doesn’t translate well in any other way than in person.

Your kink is not standard, but so exciting to you

The sight of a dominant woman will always capture your attention. Something about their confidence and the way they move just mesmerizes you. Yet, the thing that makes you almost lose control is the sight of them lighting up a cigarette. In your trancelike state, your imagination wanders. Suddenly, you’re naked on the bed, while a smoking hot woman walks in fully clothed, carrying a handful of long silk scarves.

She is “large and in charge” and every bit of your attention is focused on her. Her clothing is flawless, her make-up is perfect, her attitude shows her total control of the situation. She selects a scarf and set the others down, then proceeds to tie your ankle to the bedpost. Then, she moves to the next ankle and then your wrists, repeating the process. She knows exactly how tight to make the knots, and has a half smile on her bright red lips. Meanwhile, your helplessness is complete and your cock is harder than it has ever been, waving in the air.

The sight of a dominant woman smoking a cigarette makes you weak-kneed

She takes a seat and surveys her work, while opening her purse and taking out her cigarette case, lighter and a small ashtray. Your cock twitches as she opens the cigarette case and selects a smoke. She flicks her lighter and puts the cigarette between her lips, then sucks it alluringly to light it. You cannot look away, and your mind is wondering what she’ll do next. Will she blow that nebulous cloud of smoke at you? Could she use you as a human ashtray? Would she ever untie either hand so you can relieve yourself and empty your balls?

While this might not be your preferred kink, I have a lot of experience creating scenarios for all kinds of turn-ons. Let me show you how creative we can be together, discussing your favorite fetish. Call me now.

Linda
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A MILF Always Gets Her Man

A good Mommy always wants to see a smile on her sweet boy’s face. A hot mom can manipulate and seek out opportunities that are advantageous for her son. She can open doors and smooth things over with her short skirts and long legs. A MILF with a pretty face and big tits can make for a very sexy, steamy roleplay for the two of us.

Sometimes a naughty mommy has to get creative with her problem-solving. Her son has been moping and pouting around the house for the last couple of weeks. It is baseball season and practices are not going well. He has posters on his wall of the Cubs players he admires so much. He has been working in practice, but he needs some one-on-one coaching. It breaks Mommy’s heart to see her son so unhappy.

A naughty MILF seduces the coach to ensure her boy becomes a star

I dress in a very tight dress that shows off my curves. Something that will catch the coach’s eyes and make him hard. I want to corner him, marking him as my prey. Instead of seducing him at the baseball field, I go to his office. His secretary calls him and lets him know that he has a visitor. He greets me, and I hand him the money that I have collected for their fundraiser. He thanks me, and he tries to give me the brush off, claiming to be so busy. I sit on the corner of his desk and run my hand along his arm.

I flash my smile and use a sultry tone of voice explaining that my son wants to start. As I pull up the hem of my dress, I make him weak. After I locke the door, I suck the coaches cock and fuck him on his desk. Now, this hot Milf has one happy boy starting at second base for the first home base.

How about you and I come up with the perfect hot roleplay for us?

Erotic Victoria

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Pantyboy Can’t Cum Without His Panties

Recently, I did a very humiliating call. He and I have done many calls in the past, but his happy ending has always been in his pretty little panties. Our last call was different. He was traveling and was too embarrassed to bring any of his lingerie with him. It was a simple overnight trip, and he thought he could manage without panties. Once he got into his hotel room and logged into chat, he realized he needed a call.

When I asked him if he was wearing his silky pink panties, he explained his situation. With my sultry voice in his ear, he listened to my words guide his hands. I counted out each stroke. I edged him so close to cumming, but then pulled him back. When he complained and whined, I laughed and teased him.

He interrupted and asked about me about the panties I was wearing

He stroked and pumped his shaft as I described the delicate and lacy lingerie that I was wearing. That got him even closer to cumming. His time was running out, and he begged me to let him cum. I did the count-down to zero, which has always led to a fantastic orgasm, but nothing. Huh! Had I lost my touch?

Then I realized that my caller has a panty addiction, a panty fetish. He can’t cum without them. I made him extend his call and then I told him he was not going to have a good cum tonight. Instead, all he got from me was a very frustrating ruined orgasm. I laughed so hard when he whined that I was not being nice or being fair. He wanted humiliation, and I made him suffer! Ordered him to stop at his favorite adult bookstore and have a pretty lady help him pick out a cock cage. I planned our next session, no panties again, and he will spend some time in chastity for me.

Do you think I was too rough on him? Maybe, I was, but he loved his call! Let’s explore your fetish or fantasy.

Mistress Victoria

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Beach Blanket Bingo

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Beach break brings body toning and mental wandering

It’s springtime in Florida — I can tell because the MLB teams are cranking up spring training. For me, that means it’s time to hit the beach. Sunshine brightens your mood, and the sunscreen I use (SPF 5000, my skin is extra pale!) includes a nice moisturizer. Additionally, walking in sand will add shapely sexy curves to your legs and your ass.

Beaches are almost deserted at this time, since it’s still too cool for most residents, and too early for tourists. The secret is to keep moving, and let your mind wander as much as your feet do. An occasional jogger or dog-walker will pass by during my hike, and sandpipers chase the incessant surf. Soon, these same beaches will be crowded with people from dusk to dawn. Scenery that draws the eye, draws the crowd, and maybe draws attention.

Beach offers beautiful views: babes in bikinis

There is something sexy about being surrounded by scantily clad people. It gets your juices flowing, whether you’re in a nightclub or on the beach. There are body types to appeal to every connoisseur, from model thin to curves abounding, in both (all?) genders.

The beach has its own set of common daydreams, too. First, you start with mentally undressing every piece of personal “eye candy” you glimpse. Every man there wishes a wicked wave would wash away every bikini top (or bottom) on the waterfront. Every woman there is surreptitiously peeping at the bodybuilders, volleyball players and lifeguards. Then your thoughts turn to activities best done with naked bodies. However, I’m willing to bet, those daydreams do not include sand.

Launch yourself on every wave

I’d certainly love to set up a beach scenario for your next call. Maybe you rescue me from danger and I repay you with almost obscene sexual favors. Beach blow job, anyone? Or maybe I’m the lifeguard who rescues you and gives you mouth to mouth, which quickly becomes mouth to other things. Grab your phone and call me now for some debauchery in the dunes. Beach blanket not necessary.

Linda
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Dear Hannah, Skirts & Heels?

Heels and Skirts Are One Of Many Items We Use!

Recently I was asked if we hand pick our clothing to drive you boys wild. Especially in the office setting.

Let me assure you that the ladies in the office are wearing heels and skirts to get your attention. Most times they do this because it draws your eye to the heels, legs and most of all it keeps you distracted.

Sometimes when performance is an issue the ladies in the office will even dress a little more alluring. Have you ever noticed this.

I mean you haven’t shared much information about your particular position. I’m sure though if you are a higher-up you understand what I mean. If you are their equal.

Well, I’m sure you’ve been put in a position to do take on a particular work load. More than all of that, you do it willingly.

You take on the work load because you know this is the only attention you’ll get from these particular types of females. They sit across from you- cross and uncross their legs. Wait- What? Was she? Did she just flash me? It happened so fast I’m not sure.

Want Me To Talk Dirty To You?

In chat, while he lays out his request for a call, the last thing he mentions is that he wants me to talk dirty to him! Talking dirty ignites foreplay and builds sexual tension. When I whisper sexual words in your ear, I make your cock respond by getting your hard and horny. Using sexual, salacious, lewd words and phrases directly into your ear is sexually stimulating. Your brain lights up like fireworks. Much more intense than watching porn.

Let me talk dirty! Let me tell you how much I love your hard, horny dick, leaking with pre-cum, swollen purplish tip fucking me. Mixing the sweet, romantic, and erotic words with nasty, naughty and explicit words into our foreplay. Igniting the passion and enhancing the sexual chemistry between us. No words off limits! Words that, under normal circumstances, would never leave my lips, but when I talk dirty to you, our sex is very steamy!

I talk dirty while you fuck me so deep and so hard!

You go fucking crazy when I describe my body, starting with my hard, red nipples. As the tone of your voice and your breathing changes, I tell you how wet my pussy is for you. I love using wicked and wild adjectives and adverbs the accurately convey just how hot I am for you. We make each other have such fantastic and hot orgasms.

Now that I have teased and tantalized you, how about setting up a call with me? When you jack-off watching your porn, it is quick and straightforward. You’re done, but with a sensual, intense phone sex call with me, there are lasting sexual images in your mind. My erotic, sexy sensory words will linger in your ears after the call. When I talk dirty to you, you feel it! I am waiting for you!

Etrotic Victoria

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Sextoys Sampler Survey

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Sextoys survey taken during crowded chatroom session

First, I thank everyone who answered my sextoys questions for this survey. You know who you are and I’m appreciative you were willing to share with me. Second, this isn’t a professional survey and my findings are slanted, by virtue of the fantastic participants. After all, we’re on a phonesex site, so “surveyees” are probably more sexually open than the usual John Doe. Finally, the results were not surprising. Sextoys was the one thing everyone had in common: they’d all used various toys at some point. However, the commonality stops there, as everyone had different experiences and different favorites.

Variety is the spice of life

You say pocket pussy, I say pocket rocket. I say nipple clamps, you say vibrating cock-ring. The vast universe of playful sexual aids means there’s probably something out there for everyone. Likewise, just because something isn’t marketed as a sextoy doesn’t mean it can’t be employed as one effectively. I can think of four things that start with “C” that are frequently featured in sexual play, can you? (Answer below, keep reading!)

Additionally, the type of sexplay you prefer can often affect the type of sextoys you use. I’ve rarely seen a ball-gag used outside of BDSM play. In fact, the BDSM adherents probably use more sextoys more often, but not everyone is into whips and chains. That being said, every single solitary girlfriend of mine has a vibrator or dildo in her bedside table drawer. Some friends even have clever names for their BOBs (battery operated boyfriend), though even unnamed ones fulfill their mission.

Enhance your experience, expand your horizon

Sextoys are not required for enjoyable sex. Sometimes, a new sextoy can spark your imagination, creativity, and elevate intimacy. It’s often said you always remember your first girl. Chances are, you also remember the girl with whom you got your first spanking or used your first butt plug.

Have your figured out the four “C” household objects commonly used as sextoys yet? The four I thought of were chocolate sauce, candles, clothespins and (ice) cubes. Did you think of any others? Call me now, we’ll see what sextoys we have in common.

Linda
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