MERRY CHRISTMAS 2018

This year has seen many changes both in our country and personal lives. For me, I have had to learn to adjust to personal changes but would not have them any other way. The road has been rough and the future is uncertain. What I do know is that many of you have stood by faithfully with THE PHONE SEX BAR and the girls and have been friends and patrons. For that, I’m very grateful.

This year, we didn’t make a tree with everyone’s name on it. There are just too many of you! I also know that with the holidays, you are spending heavier for your families and friends. So I have decided to give you a gift instead to ease allow you to have fun too.

Until the end of the year, all calls will be 2.39 per minute. You may prepay for advance calls into the new year if you wish. Please enjoy yourselves because you have earned this and thank you….for everything.

Sydney &
The Girls


Self Pleasure Intensified

Self Pleasure

You love the way your cock pumping through your clenched tight fist feels. You enjoy it so much that you do it rather frequently. Someone might call you a chronic masturbator, but you are thinking too small here. You may do it frequently, but you are missing out on the explosive intensity that a self-pleasuring orgasm can bring.

Let me explain.

As fun as a quickie can be here and there, when that is all you give yourself, it’s kind of like only eating Ramen Noodles for the rest of your life and never having a well-cooked flavorful meal again. For some that might be good enough and they like this minimalistic type of satisfaction of their needs, but for the large majority this would be unthinkable and only something we would be willing to endure in the direst of circumstances.

As much as you love your cock, shouldn’t you be treating it a little bit better?  I know you should. Don’t you think it is always a good idea to listen to Mistress?

Now, where am I going with this?

Easy, prolonged and threshold building pleasure. The intense and mind-melting sensation of your orgasm building up over and over again, begin brought to the very edge of it, and instead of going over, continuing on for hours, days and for the very good among you even weeks.

Here is the reality, once you have cum, the pleasure is over for a while. If you are a frequent jerk-off boy, you do not have the ability to build up the tolerance it takes to truly get to the highest point of pleasure. Let’s face it most guys who are frequent jerk-off boys are also the 2 to 3-minute wonders. There is a reason why they have to jerk off so much, they are of little use to any woman. Who wants that?

However someone who is adept at prolonged edging that can go on for hours, does tend to stand a better chance at stamina in bed as well.

No mind you, the friction of your hand is naturally different then the hot wet friction of a beautiful pussy, but the concept of having learned a certain amount of self-control that allows you to bring the cone of pleasure to the end without instantly going over as soon as the fuse is lite, does end up helping you in the end.

I personally believe that any male who loves to masturbate should be put through an intense and on-going prolonged masturbation (edging) training so he can build up the self-control to not just fly over the edge into orgasm after a couple of minutes, but can enjoy and keep the pleasure at the edge of it for a very long time. Any man should be able to edge without orgasming for at least 2 to 3 hours. It’s not an unreasonable goal to have and you will deeply enjoy the results. Now are you ready to begin your training? Call me now!

The Sassy One-

Hannah

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Sexy Boobs in Your Face, So No Football Tonight!

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You want to watch football, but I want to fuck, so I tease you with my big boobs!

You love football! The game is on, and you are spread out on the sofa. The lights are off, the game is loud, and you have a beer in hand. Pure joy, happiness, doesn’t get any better than this! Well actually, I want your attention. Time to turn the game off and come up to the bedroom, but you tell me that will as soon as the game is over, or maybe you will give me a quickie during halftime.

Oh, sweetheart, waiting is not going to work for me. It is ok. Your brain might want beer and football, but your cock always desires my lovely boobs. I slip out of all my yoga pants, and into a steamy bubble bath. After I dry off, I don’t put on any panties. I softly pinch my nipples and slip on my very tiny, white silk nightie.

Big nipples are your greatest weakness, but the curve of my hips is a close second

I walk into the dark room where you are watching the game. I stand in front of the tv. My hard nipples push into the fabric. Your brain wants me out of the way so you can watch football, but your cock is winning this battle. As you gaze at my soft hair cascading over my shoulders, my long smooth legs, and the white nightie framing my big boobs, your cock becomes very hard.

I walk towards you, and I turn off the sound of the game. As I lean down to kiss you, I rub your cock through your jeans. You pull on that strap of my lingerie off my shoulder and suck on my nipple. Off come your pants, and I suck your cock.  My lips leave your cock when you start to watch the game. I want your full attention. I block your view as I ride you. Our two naked, hot bodies fuck with passion as we change positions many times. You make me cum countless times, and when I am spent, I let you cum all over my sexy boobs.

I know it is football season and you enjoy all the games, but don’t forget about my girls. My big tits will keep you warm all winter long. They need kisses and licks from you, so I hope you will call me so that we can both play!

Erotic Victoria

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Bisexuality Beginnings

Wanna hear about my first taste of bisexuality? The first time I had sex with a woman…

 

Bisexuality

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I’m a freshman in college, living in the dorms with a sophomore roommate, Claudia. This is due to a last minute arrangement as her previous roommate dropped out unexpectedly. She is a great role model; extremely organized, has a hot boyfriend named Randy and a wide circle of friends. I’m learning many things from her, and very grateful about it. Little did I know, bisexuality is the next thing I’ll learn from her.

Claudia and Randy come into the dorm room one day and start a joking conversation about having a threesome. I joke along with them but soon the conversation turns into a serious discussion. They then invite me to join them that weekend on a trip to the Keys, so we can explore “everything”.

 

I agree, and spend the rest of the week feeling nervous, excited and very curious.

The drive is memorable, going over all the bridges and Keys to get to the final one, Key West. It’s November, so the weather is beautiful, the beach is gorgeous, and our hotel room is fantastic. Since I’m usually sleeping in a twin bed, the king-size bed looks like an acre of playground. The bathtub seems more like a hot tub, jetted and big enough for four people to play in it.

We next decide to spend an hour or so on the beach and then go for a seafood dinner before playtime. A few drinks with dinner eventually has us relaxed and up for most anything. We finally return to our hotel room, and start a game of strip poker that quickly has everyone naked.

They say, “You never forget your first girl.”

What followed was an entire night of teasing, touching, exploration and ecstacy. We were in the big bed, in the huge, jetted bathtub, and even on the floor amid blankets and pillows. If you’d like more details, call me and I’ll tell all!

Linda
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Time For Another Adventure

Adventure Time!

Who’s Got the Bluest Balls of Them All?

Boy! Oh, boy-toy… It’s that time of year again. Can you believe it? An entire year with the two of us going through one adventure after the other.

Adventure

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Guess what Boy! You are about to endure another! Mmmhmm, one more very serious adventure created by me for YOU. Well, I mean others could join in if they wanted to. But, for now, this one is for you.

Today I’m gifting one very intense orgasm! And that’s it! Yep! It’s over until New Years EVE! (Giggles).

Calm down!

There’s a catch! With me, there’s always a catch. Just because you’ve been put away so to speak. Or put to contest of sorts. It doesn’t mean that you aren’t calling the Bar-Girls. As a matter of fact.

Pay Attention, this is where it gets really fucking good… for the boy who goes the longest and can prove he’s suffered the most. I’ll have an amazing surprise waiting on the other side of this little challenge.

Care to guess what that might be? Hmmm? But Wait, there’s more! In order to obtain said surprise you have to continue to call and be tormented by myself and the other ladies as you normally do, if not MORE. Why?

If I’m honest the sound of your voice and listening to the stories from the other ladies about how you damn near cried over how needy you’ve become.

Well, that in itself gets me so fucking hot I can barely stand it. So, yeah I guess I’m very much a tease, a terrible tease. And I guess that makes me a tad wicked. But at the end of the day you know you wouldn’t have it any other way.

The Sassy One-

Hannah

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Blowjob On a Lazy Sunday Winter Afternoon

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Waking my boyfriend up with a blowjob is the best way to get his attention.

It is a cold winter Sunday afternoon. I stop by your place to surprise you. Maybe we can hang out, watch a movie or grab dinner in town with some friends. I knock on the door and then turn the knob. As I open the door, there you are with the football game on your tv, and you sound asleep on your sofa. You look adorable in your shorts and you red sweatshirt. After I set down my bag, I walk towards you.

At first, a soft, little kiss and then a deep, sexy passionate kiss on your mouth.

Feel my lips kissing you. You are still half asleep. I place my hand on your inner thigh and run my fingers up along your bare skin. I lean down and kiss your cock through your shorts. You slowly open your eyes. Before you have a chance to speak, I kiss your mouth. With this second kiss, you find my hand pulling your cock out of your shorts. I wrap my hand around the shaft and feel you growing. Your cock becomes hard, long and thick.

You still have a sleepy look in your eyes as my tongue licks all around your big mushroom head. I adore your manly scent and your taste. My lips wrap around your cock. You let out a deep-throated moan. As I look up at you, your eyes are now big and bright. You are fully awake now and enjoying the erotic sensations of my mouth pleasuring your hard cock. You love how I wake you up with a hot blowjob and suck you until you cum in my mouth.

Don’t you want to be my boyfriend this winter and be pleasured by my sweet mouth? An erotic blowjob is only a phone call away, baby.

In the mood for something hot and steamy, check out my blog on phonesexbargirls.com

Erotic Victoria

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My Heels Kept Him Distracted

The Heels Made Me Do It!

I was pretty happy with this particular class here at the University, but there was that one male Student who always seemed to be just a little too attentive.

Worship My heels Now My Pet

Heels

While the other Students were busy making notes into their Binders, he was sitting there just downright staring at me. His eyes never leaving my long shapely legs.  Oh, and Kitten Heels as they dangled from the tip of my right foot.

Towards the end of class, I asked a series of fairly simple questions about what they had just learned and when I asked him a Question he just looked at me with this vacant look of “I have no idea” in his eyes and turned to beat red.

I suppose I had my answer.

As the class came to an end I watched as the Students were ready to leave, but when he was ready to go I stopped him before he could step through the door. It was the last class for the day and I didn’t need to worry about making him late for his next coursework.

Came back in here and close the door behind you. I said in my sternest Teacher voice and stood up straight drawing myself up to my full height.

He walked back over to me, unsure of how to behave.

I could see by the flush on his face that he was embarrassed being called back by the Professor. I had a feeling there was more to the sudden blush then just that.

Have a seat right here in the chair before my desk! I ordered, again my voice stern.

He obeyed quickly and looked up at me. Within seconds I noticed his eyes slowly falling back down to the object of his desire.  My long shapely legs and the Kitten Heels on my feet.

I couldn’t help myself, he was a rather hot young man.

Slowly I began to pace in front of him showing off my legs and Heels.   As I passed back and forth before him I could feel a tingle between my thighs.  A powerful urge to control him came over me.   Suddenly I came to a stop right before him and snapped my fingers at him.

I think you need to be taught a little lesson on focus, young man! Since you seem to be so sidetracked by Heels. I feel it may be necessary to teach you how to pay absolutely focus to one thing and one thing alone.

Down on your knees…

Now, if you would like to know how this story ends you’ll need to give me a call.

Linda
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Blue Balls Of Christmas

Christmas Balls So Blue

Aww, Did you really believe that you’d be getting a furlow for the holiday? Oh no my pet, not you!

Why exactly would I allow you any releif especially now? You say you’ll do anything to please me, am I right? Just hearing you beg, plead and suffer. Now that’s the way I like it. I actually enjoy keeping you in a frenzy.

Christmas Balls

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My very most favorite part of you having blue balls for Christmas is the fact you’ll be more pliable to try new things. Yes, you heard me. I did say try NEW things.

What’s a matter? Does that scare you? Can you not fathom going out on a limb and doing things spur of the moment for me? (Giggles) I can assure you of one thing. The longer we go with this, the longer you are TRUE to me. You’ll be willing to do ALMOST ANYTHING I come up with.

I can assure you of something else too. IF you slip up and touch or play without my permission you’ll have five times the number of days added to the days of Christmas. I really wouldn’t want to be in your posistion. I mean it would really suck to be you.

Alright, you have your challenge.

Umm, I think I forgot to mention one little thing. You aren’t exactly off the hook. What I mean is, just because you get blue balls for Christmas doesn’t mean you aren’t calling me. OH Nooooo. Just the opposite. What that means is, You will call, yes you will. You will call, you will hear me torment you. You will listen as I tell you everything your missing. I’ll giggle and rub it in, you know, the way I do.

The Sassy One-
Hannah
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A Sex Toy Was Discovered In Your Office

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December is the busiest time of the year at our office. No money left in my department budget, planning the holiday party, and performance reviews.  Now I have to address your violation of the company code of conduct. It has been brought to my attention that a young cleaning woman found your vibrator in your office. You are going to have some explaining to do and convince why I should not immediately fire you.

Upon the discovery of a sex toy, I submitted a request to our IT department to do an in-depth scan of your company. You cleared your history, but you left footprints, and you have spent over 1000 hours this year watching porn on your company computer. Clearly, this is grounds for termination of employment.

You have been a very naughty boy this year, playing with your sex toys at the office!

You beg and plead for your job. Our conversation is the most humiliating and embarrassing thing that has happened in your life. The way I am holding the toy close to my chest makes you think about your cock being between my big bouncy tits. You want your job, but your cock becomes hard. Humiliation excites you. As I scold and threaten you, you become aroused. You fear that if I knew how hard you were that the wildest and wicked things could happen to you here in my office.

It is as if you are reading my mind. Instead of me firing you, you will worship every inch of my body. Then I will punish you. After I lock the door, get naked, bend over my desk. I thrust the vibrator into your gaping hole. You have had a toy in here recently, and your ass is not tight at all. Oh my! You are a little ass whore!

Enjoy my little piece of erotica? Time for some holiday cheer and ass play! My strapon and anal vibrator are ready for you, so let’s set up a call!

Erotic Victoria

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Stimulating Simplicity Enhances Sex

I’m sharing this call I did with BB…

Stimulating

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Like many of you, BB loves his sexy and stimulating wife. However, in order to have sex with her, which never happens more than once a week, he must court her. In other words, he brings flowers, takes her out to dinner, or even cooksor cleans for her. Sometimes, proving you’re worthy of your woman is complicated and even exhausting.

BB confesses to me that he daydreams of his wife being more available sexually. He knows she’s unlikely to be less demanding, but this is his personal American Dream. She rejects BB so often he has very little confidence left. As a result, I suggest that we do a session designed to build up his self-esteem.

After a rough day at work, he comes home to find…

His wife is bent over in front of the open refrigerator, wearing her favorite jeans that emphasize that perfect ass. One lingering look, and his dick is harder than adamantium. He walks up behind her and puts his hands on her hips, then starts to rub against that amazing ass.

Despite the frequent denial his wife often imposes, it feels way too good to stop. “BB!” she exclaims, “what do you think you’re doing?” The ear-to-ear grin on his face matches his reply of “Showing you what you desperately need, woman.” It is interactive stimulating sex play, simple and straight forward.

His new-found assurance and cocky attitude reap unexpected  and stimulating benefits.

His wife starts to rub against him too, and reaches up to unzip those tiptop tight-ass jeans. BB helps her peel them down, along with the silky French bikinis she’s wearing. It takes him a millisecond to drop his pants and briefs. “Give it to me, BB, NOW!” growls his wife in a sexily needy tone, and he’s happy to comply.

He sinks into her warm and creamy center, convinced she’s wetter right now than any previous time they’ve coupled. Less than a dozen thrusts later and she gushes all over him, consequently provoking his climax. On our next call, we’ll roleplay what hot and heavy action happens next.

Do you like to put real people into your fantasy scenarios? I do, too, so let’s do a call together soon.

Linda
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