Archive for March, 2019

Blow Job For The Best Job

You can tell when they’re being paid by the hour… I can relate, since I’m paid by the minute to talk about a blow job or other sexual fantasies. Not everyone is as lucky as I am, to totally enjoy their career choice. They possibly don’t like coming to work, or having to work, or […]

More Phone Sex fun!

Phone Sex Fun

I must have more phone sex fun! Since my semi-retirement is on hold for a bit, I decided I may as well play.   I’ve been cutting back but since I can’t go, might as well have a blast!  Not too long though. ~winks~ However, this does provide an opportunity to me. Hardy was one of […]

Wearing Sexy Heels And Waiting For You

The dreary winter is finally over, and spring is in the air. It is time to put away the boots and snow pants and bring out my dresses and sexy heels. Under normal circumstances, I would be slipping away from the phone for a couple of hours at a time. Taking trips to the mall […]

Muscle Car Makes Muscle Memory

Muscle cars make my panties damp. I’m a motorhead, and I love those big engine sleek body cars, especially from the heyday of Detroit. The smooth classic chassis lines and revving engine’s deep-throated roar literally excite me. I adore the seductive curves of a well-detailed and well-maintained powerful vehicle. You arrive for our date in […]

We Made A Porn On St. Patrick’s Day

This year instead of wearing a “Kiss Me, I’m Irish” t-shirt, hanging with friends at the local Irish pub, and drinking Guinness, we stayed home. We got a little kinky and creative, and we made a homemade porn. I wanted to do something to spice things up, so I asked my girlfriends and did a […]

Smoking Hot Fetishes

Everyone has a kink that lights their fire Some fetishes are more socially acceptable than others, but all have the effect of creating heightened excitement. If your fetish is certain clothing, from lingerie to shoes, or body part, from head to feet, you’re lucky. You can easily surf the net (without even going to sleazy […]

A MILF Always Gets Her Man

A good Mommy always wants to see a smile on her sweet boy’s face. A hot mom can manipulate and seek out opportunities that are advantageous for her son. She can open doors and smooth things over with her short skirts and long legs. A MILF with a pretty face and big tits can make […]

Pantyboy Can’t Cum Without His Panties

Recently, I did a very humiliating call. He and I have done many calls in the past, but his happy ending has always been in his pretty little panties. Our last call was different. He was traveling and was too embarrassed to bring any of his lingerie with him. It was a simple overnight trip, […]

Semi-Retirement

Hello Everyone, I’m taking a moment to let you know plans regarding my semi-retirement at the Bar.  I have officially semi-retired.  This really doesn’t impact anyone directly.  Due to my personal life and more responsibilities that come with it, I do not feel I’m able to give you the attention you deserve. I will not […]

Beach Blanket Bingo

Beach break brings body toning and mental wandering It’s springtime in Florida — I can tell because the MLB teams are cranking up spring training. For me, that means it’s time to hit the beach. Sunshine brightens your mood, and the sunscreen I use (SPF 5000, my skin is extra pale!) includes a nice moisturizer. […]