Archive for May 17th, 2020

Small Packages: Do Good Things Cum From Them?

You’ve known since high school you’re not like most other guys. They have a pecker, you have a pee-pee. While they pitch a tent in their pants from a hard on, yours barely qualifies as a tent peg. When they relieve themselves by playing the skin flute, you’re playing (rubbing?) the world’s smallest violin. Not […]