November 29th, 2018 
Anonymous Christmas Balls So Blue
Aww, Did you really believe that you’d be getting a furlow for the holiday? Oh no my pet, not you!
Why exactly would I allow you any releif especially now? You say you’ll do anything to please me, am I right? Just hearing you beg, plead and suffer. Now that’s the way I like it. I actually enjoy keeping you in a frenzy.
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My very most favorite part of you having blue balls for Christmas is the fact you’ll be more pliable to try new things. Yes, you heard me. I did say try NEW things.
What’s a matter? Does that scare you? Can you not fathom going out on a limb and doing things spur of the moment for me? (Giggles) I can assure you of one thing. The longer we go with this, the longer you are TRUE to me. You’ll be willing to do ALMOST ANYTHING I come up with.
I can assure you of something else too. IF you slip up and touch or play without my permission you’ll have five times the number of days added to the days of Christmas. I really wouldn’t want to be in your posistion. I mean it would really suck to be you.
Alright, you have your challenge.
Umm, I think I forgot to mention one little thing. You aren’t exactly off the hook. What I mean is, just because you get blue balls for Christmas doesn’t mean you aren’t calling me. OH Nooooo. Just the opposite. What that means is, You will call, yes you will. You will call, you will hear me torment you. You will listen as I tell you everything your missing. I’ll giggle and rub it in, you know, the way I do.
The Sassy One-
Hannah
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