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Beach Blanket Bingo

Beach break brings body toning and mental wandering It’s springtime in Florida — I can tell because the MLB teams are cranking up spring training. For me, that means it’s time to hit the beach. Sunshine brightens your mood, and the sunscreen I use (SPF 5000, my skin is extra pale!) includes a nice moisturizer. […]

Cheerleader Fantasy: Cheering You On

I know the secret you’ve kept since high school You know you’ve got the hots for that cheerleader who smiled at you that one time in the cafeteria. It gave you wood then and every time since then when you think about it. Her shiny hair, flashing eyes, pouty lips, and rah-rah attitude make you […]

Addiction to Sex: when your trouser snake becomes a monkey on your back

It’s always on your mind; sex, Sex, SEX! Addiction means you cannot get along without it. You’ll do or say just about anything to get that high, that kick, that your habit requires. Addictions afflict many people at various times in their life. Consequently, everyone seems to know of at least one person in their […]

Mile-High Club Membership

Mile-High Club motto: coffee, tea or me? Mile-High Club is shorthand for getting laid while flying, and most fliers join the club at the earliest opportunity. Some fliers join with their spouse or significant other, and some join with the help of airline personnel. One guy insists that his choking the chicken in the plane’s […]

Two Times The Pleasure

Pleasure For Shaggy for Sure (Note: Due To Bar Policy Names And Location Have Been Changed to Protect Those Involved.) Double The Pleasure. Double The Fun! Well, I guess tonight Fred was on his own. You see Velma and I had planned on a night of drinks and tease. But, once I told her about […]

All I Want For The New Year

All I want For the New Year Is You! Really? All you want for the New Year is Me?  Huh!  I believe we’ll have to work you into shape then boy toy!  Right out of the gate we need to work on your courage! I need a boy who has enough courage to follow through!  […]

Self Pleasure Intensified

Self Pleasure

You love the way your cock pumping through your clenched tight fist feels. You enjoy it so much that you do it rather frequently. Someone might call you a chronic masturbator, but you are thinking too small here. You may do it frequently, but you are missing out on the explosive intensity that a self-pleasuring […]

Time For Another Adventure

Adventure Time! Who’s Got the Bluest Balls of Them All? Boy! Oh, boy-toy… It’s that time of year again. Can you believe it? An entire year with the two of us going through one adventure after the other. Guess what Boy! You are about to endure another! Mmmhmm, one more very serious adventure created by […]

My Heels Kept Him Distracted

The Heels Made Me Do It! I was pretty happy with this particular class here at the University, but there was that one male Student who always seemed to be just a little too attentive. While the other Students were busy making notes into their Binders, he was sitting there just downright staring at me. […]

Blue Balls Of Christmas

Christmas Balls So Blue Aww, Did you really believe that you’d be getting a furlow for the holiday? Oh no my pet, not you! Why exactly would I allow you any releif especially now? You say you’ll do anything to please me, am I right? Just hearing you beg, plead and suffer. Now that’s the […]