Archive for the ‘Fantasy Phone Sex’ Category

Smoking Hot Fetishes

Everyone has a kink that lights their fire Some fetishes are more socially acceptable than others, but all have the effect of creating heightened excitement. If your fetish is certain clothing, from lingerie to shoes, or body part, from head to feet, you’re lucky. You can easily surf the net (without even going to sleazy […]

Beach Blanket Bingo

Beach break brings body toning and mental wandering It’s springtime in Florida — I can tell because the MLB teams are cranking up spring training. For me, that means it’s time to hit the beach. Sunshine brightens your mood, and the sunscreen I use (SPF 5000, my skin is extra pale!) includes a nice moisturizer. […]

Want Me To Talk Dirty To You?

In chat, while he lays out his request for a call, the last thing he mentions is that he wants me to talk dirty to him! Talking dirty ignites foreplay and builds sexual tension. When I whisper sexual words in your ear, I make your cock respond by getting your hard and horny. Using sexual, […]

Seduced To Wear My Panties

Would you allow yourself to be seduced into doing something you felt was less than manly? That’s exactly what happened to my date last weekend. The cutest part about it was he’s one of those super “Alpha Males.” He prides himself on everything manly. I just couldn’t help myself. The more time we spent together, […]

Take Your Sexy Snow Bunny On An Erotic Adventure

The short days and long nights make winter seem to go on forever. The bitterly cold wind and sleet make every day dreadful and dreary. Take me, your favorite snow bunny, away for a very erotic trip to an isolated cabin in the country. Surrounded by pine trees covered in fresh snow, the air is […]

Mile-High Club Membership

Mile-High Club motto: coffee, tea or me? Mile-High Club is shorthand for getting laid while flying, and most fliers join the club at the earliest opportunity. Some fliers join with their spouse or significant other, and some join with the help of airline personnel. One guy insists that his choking the chicken in the plane’s […]

All I Want For The New Year

All I want For the New Year Is You! Really? All you want for the New Year is Me?  Huh!  I believe we’ll have to work you into shape then boy toy!  Right out of the gate we need to work on your courage! I need a boy who has enough courage to follow through!  […]

Santa Claus Brought Me Coal!

Santa is described as plump, white-bearded, red-suited, and jolly Santa certainly appeared that way as he strolled into my bedroom in the wee hours of Christmas Day. “Linda,” he said, “I hear that you’ve been working extra hard at being naughty this year.” Consequently, I had to laugh at his words, though it did make […]

What a Cute Little Boy Toy!

What a cute little Boy Toy! I just love to play with pretty little things like him! Sometimes a Lady just needs to have a little fun and today, ah today, I am in the mood to be a little social. I know he has been watching me sitting here in my pretty red Cocktail […]

Shopping Made Incredibly Sexy

There’s more than one way to keep a woman happy, yet a special shopping trip will always bring a smile. You take me to the mega-mall in the next town to find a sexy outfit for my upcoming birthday. Usually you’d rather gouge out your eyes than go shopping. However, lots of stores and hopefully, […]