Archive for the ‘Secret Phone Sex’ Category

Variety Promotes Passion & Banishes Boredom

Nothing is pleasant that is not spiced with variety. ―Francis Bacon Don’t get me wrong, sex is great. Everybody loves sex, everybody wants sex. However, when “sex” becomes merely a routine, then the drama and thrill can dim or even fade away. Sixteen minutes of missionary position on the third Saturday night of the month […]

Cumming Like It Is The 4th Of July

I listen to you to cumming for me, and you bring me so much pleasure. When we have phone sex together is always a fantastic experience. Wow, on our last call, that as quite an impressive orgasm. Loud moan as I picture your cum shooting all over my tits. Your hard cock erupts like a […]

Expertise becomes Sexpertise with the Mastery of All Things Sexual

How did you first learn about the birds and the bees? Search your memories. Might’ve been in school, maybe an uncomfortable talk with a parent, or possibly from someone’s hidden porn magazine. Somewhere, you learn about pricks and pussies, bareback and blowjobs, and that boys and girls are just built differently. As years pass, you […]

Corset Coquette Causes Shapely Seduction

A corset will provide that classic hourglass figure The observation has been made, particularly regarding fashion, that everything old is new again. Hemlines bounce up and down, colors are popular and then not, necklines conceal and then reveal. One of the oldest lingerie staples has been the corset. Corsets have evolved through the ages; no […]

Blow Job For The Best Job

You can tell when they’re being paid by the hour… I can relate, since I’m paid by the minute to talk about a blow job or other sexual fantasies. Not everyone is as lucky as I am, to totally enjoy their career choice. They possibly don’t like coming to work, or having to work, or […]

Smoking Hot Fetishes

Everyone has a kink that lights their fire Some fetishes are more socially acceptable than others, but all have the effect of creating heightened excitement. If your fetish is certain clothing, from lingerie to shoes, or body part, from head to feet, you’re lucky. You can easily surf the net (without even going to sleazy […]

Beach Blanket Bingo

Beach break brings body toning and mental wandering It’s springtime in Florida — I can tell because the MLB teams are cranking up spring training. For me, that means it’s time to hit the beach. Sunshine brightens your mood, and the sunscreen I use (SPF 5000, my skin is extra pale!) includes a nice moisturizer. […]

Addiction to Sex: when your trouser snake becomes a monkey on your back

It’s always on your mind; sex, Sex, SEX! Addiction means you cannot get along without it. You’ll do or say just about anything to get that high, that kick, that your habit requires. Addictions afflict many people at various times in their life. Consequently, everyone seems to know of at least one person in their […]

Shopping Made Incredibly Sexy

There’s more than one way to keep a woman happy, yet a special shopping trip will always bring a smile. You take me to the mega-mall in the next town to find a sexy outfit for my upcoming birthday. Usually you’d rather gouge out your eyes than go shopping. However, lots of stores and hopefully, […]

Uniform Universe

There is something so sexy about a man in uniform. Like the Marines, I’m looking for few good men — especially men in uniform. While a uniform doesn’t necessarily make the man, it surely enhances the man who wears it. He can be short or tall, bulky or skinny, yet that snappy garment adds a […]