Happy New Year 2019!!

HAPPY NEW YEAR

I want to personally wish you all the very best 2019 can offer you. May better health, prosperity and joy fill your life this year and every year after.

The girls and I of THE PHONE SEX BAR and PHONE SEX BAR GIRLS, can’t express to you enough how grateful we are to have all of you. You give us your laughter, imaginations, eroticism and companionship. We try to be more than just a “phone sex” site and each year we work hard to improve your experience here. Thank you for choosing us!

You may have noticed that the new SUPER BOWL squares are available again. Same rules as last year. 1 call = 1 square. Must be new purchases at the full price. Not combinable with other specials. 20 minutes each quarter for the winner!

Much love and thanks,

Sydney

All I Want For The New Year

All I want For the New Year Is You!

Really? All you want for the New Year is Me?  Huh!  I believe we’ll have to work you into shape then boy toy! 

New Year

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Right out of the gate we need to work on your courage! I need a boy who has enough courage to follow through!  You need not to be afraid when I hand down a task that could be a little risky. I mean it’s totally not my fault the girlfriend is in the other room. You simply need to what I ask of you.

Secondly, when I say we’re working on little stalkerish behavior. I mean just that! We are going to do things a little out of ordinary in order to get your heart beating a little harder. Who cares how ethical it is. You are the one that let all the skeletons out of this closet.

You are the one who asked me to do these things to you. Did you forget that when you said Princess I just love the way your mind works? That I would take the information you gave me and run with it? Did you really think I’d just sit by and let an opportunity like this one slip through my fingers?

Listening to your voice tremble and you actually shake as I repeat back to you verbatim each and every little secret you’ve ever shared with me is almost as good as the orgasm I let you have. I mean I know you think I’m cruel. But at the end of the day. You asked for it.  Did you not?

So what have we learned here? If all you want for the New Year is me? Then you my dear are going to have to grow a pair and play the game to my satisfaction or tap out. Of course, if you tap out, I’ll definitely laugh at you. I might even tell the other girls not to buy into your pleas. But who knows. You can try. Are you ready? I am! Let’s Play!
The Sassy One-
Hannah

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Santa Claus Brought Me Coal!

Santa is described as plump, white-bearded, red-suited, and jolly

Santa

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Santa certainly appeared that way as he strolled into my bedroom in the wee hours of Christmas Day. “Linda,” he said, “I hear that you’ve been working extra hard at being naughty this year.” Consequently, I had to laugh at his words, though it did make me wonder just who had been telling tales.

“Yes, Santa,” I agreed, “I have been naughty, and it’s been so nice.” I gave an unrepenetant smile, hence it was his turn for a great belly laugh. I didn’t even take it personally when he boomed his famous “ho, ho, ho” line. He leered just a little and then asked me, “Would you like a chance to redeem yourself?”

Making a deal…

“Really, Santa? What would I have to do?” Those of you who have talked to me already can just imagine the tone of voice I used for that inquiry. When I saw the ear-to-ear grin on his face, I had a very good idea what would be involved. Then, amazingly, the magic started.

Every article of clothing that Santa removed appeared to take off 5 years and 10 pounds. Hat, boots, socks, belt, trousers, jacket, t-shirt and a sexy pair of boxer briefs brought his weight down 100 pounds. He also seemed to have become maybe 50 years younger, at least.

And fulfilling it twice.

I suddenly had a sexy Santa on my hands, and he was more than ready to play. I won’t give the details here, but if you call me, I can tell you all about it. I’ll describe each and every lascivious thing I did to get put on the nice list. And yes, I just might have done some of those provocative things more than once. It was an effort that yielded mixed results. Spoiler Alert — I didn’t make the Nice List, but I now own a coal mine!

Linda
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Shoe Fetish? Sell Me A Pair of Pumps

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Once Christmas is over, I am ready for spring, but I have a long winter ahead of me. For a little pick-me-up, I head to the mall one evening to take advantage of the After Christmas bargain sales. It is getting late, and the mall will be closing soon. On my way back to the car, I spot a shoe store. I have a shoe fetish and cannot resist a sale!

I walk into the store, and I don’t see a salesperson. After I set my shopping bags in the corner, I look around the store. I find several pairs of pumps and a pair of gorgeous leather riding boots. The owner, a tall and handsome gentleman, asks if may assist me. I inquire about my size for the footwear that I selected.

Owning a shoe store is the perfect occupation for a man with a shoe fetish

With the sale, ladies have been buying up shoes in my size. He does have the boots in my size. The store owner helps me into the boots, and his fingers tremble as he slides the zippers up the boots. He stares at me as I walk around the store. The boots will blow my budget, but they are gorgeous. He tells me that the boots are made me for me and he discounts them even more and I agree to buy them.

He wants to show me something, and he brings out a pair of new spring pink pumps. I tell him no. Spring is so far away. He begs me to try them on. He is so charming that I agree only to try them on. I sit back in the seat. He puts the pink leather pump on my foot.

As the shoe salesman places the pink pump on my foot, he caresses and fondles it. He insists that I take the shoes for free if I satisfy his shoe fetish. Want to know the end, call me!

Sexy Victoria

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Tis the Season to be Salacious

Salacious: Bawdy, Lusty, Off-Color, Wanton, Joyful, Obscene, Blue

Salacious

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Is family time almost driving you crazy? Work seems too darn hectic this time of year? Stress is ultimately a killer, and you need a dependable, relaxing, enjoyable way to get rid of it. Certainly nothing’s better when you need to relieve stress than a hot phone sex call with someone salacious.

You need someone to indulge your favorite kink, expand your sexual horizons, breathily repeat those words that flip your switch. Someone who craves making you cum (or NOT cum) in a most mind-blowing way. Someone who can, above all, follow your lead or lead you into ecstasy. Salacious, in a word.

Creative and Lewd Lechery

A vanilla girlfriend experience, a kinky event that satisfies your horny itch, or full blown taboo scenario, it’s all similarly available. I’m equally comfortable talking about real life or likewise fantasy, and make it all turn erogenous. One of my most noteworthy and fun recent calls was sexualizing an everyday situation to an exaggerated degree.

Memorably Erotic

The perfect time to call is now, when you’re already thinking about how good it would feel. You have a few more days of minutes being on sale, which seems like the universe telling you to call now, also. I’m looking forward to hearing from you.

Linda
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Merry Christmas, Baby

Baby, It is cold outside, but steamy in here! Time for some hot and naughty phonesex!

The holiday season is here once again. There is music, laughter, presents, and all sorts of special treats. It is the time of year that we celebrate. We dance, we laugh, and we allow ourselves to eat cookies and desserts. All those carbs, but we don’t worry about that until January. We are so good at taking care and looking after others that we need some time for intimacy. Take the time to indulge in your fetishes, fantasies, and desires. Book a massage with a happy ending. Buy yourself that sex toy you have been wanting. Call me and let’s enjoy fantasy phonesex!

It is a great time to call.  Sydney has reduced the rates to make things a little easier and so we talk a little longer this holiday season. No excuse not to have some fun with me. Find a private spot, make time for fun, and set up a session for us. Put on your favorite panties or get naked with me. Let all your inhibitions melt away. Whisper in my ear your secret desire.

Is there a previous sexual adventure that you have had and wanted to tell someone? Is there something that you have been holding back? Curious about a fantasy or fetish. Want to explore and try something new?  Phonesex is the perfect place to start! Is it possible that you have not called me but always wanted to try phonesex?

Check out my Holiday Erotic Blog and bargirls.com. Check out my Twitter. You will always find something playful and sexy there. Let’s make this a very merry and joyful season! I will be around and available this holiday season. Even if I am not in the chatroom, give me a call and let’s see if you can’t set up something sexy and steamy for us!

Happy Holidays,

Victoria

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Self Pleasure Intensified

Self Pleasure

You love the way your cock pumping through your clenched tight fist feels. You enjoy it so much that you do it rather frequently. Someone might call you a chronic masturbator, but you are thinking too small here. You may do it frequently, but you are missing out on the explosive intensity that a self-pleasuring orgasm can bring.

Let me explain.

As fun as a quickie can be here and there, when that is all you give yourself, it’s kind of like only eating Ramen Noodles for the rest of your life and never having a well-cooked flavorful meal again. For some that might be good enough and they like this minimalistic type of satisfaction of their needs, but for the large majority this would be unthinkable and only something we would be willing to endure in the direst of circumstances.

As much as you love your cock, shouldn’t you be treating it a little bit better?  I know you should. Don’t you think it is always a good idea to listen to Mistress?

Now, where am I going with this?

Easy, prolonged and threshold building pleasure. The intense and mind-melting sensation of your orgasm building up over and over again, begin brought to the very edge of it, and instead of going over, continuing on for hours, days and for the very good among you even weeks.

Here is the reality, once you have cum, the pleasure is over for a while. If you are a frequent jerk-off boy, you do not have the ability to build up the tolerance it takes to truly get to the highest point of pleasure. Let’s face it most guys who are frequent jerk-off boys are also the 2 to 3-minute wonders. There is a reason why they have to jerk off so much, they are of little use to any woman. Who wants that?

However someone who is adept at prolonged edging that can go on for hours, does tend to stand a better chance at stamina in bed as well.

No mind you, the friction of your hand is naturally different then the hot wet friction of a beautiful pussy, but the concept of having learned a certain amount of self-control that allows you to bring the cone of pleasure to the end without instantly going over as soon as the fuse is lite, does end up helping you in the end.

I personally believe that any male who loves to masturbate should be put through an intense and on-going prolonged masturbation (edging) training so he can build up the self-control to not just fly over the edge into orgasm after a couple of minutes, but can enjoy and keep the pleasure at the edge of it for a very long time. Any man should be able to edge without orgasming for at least 2 to 3 hours. It’s not an unreasonable goal to have and you will deeply enjoy the results. Now are you ready to begin your training? Call me now!

The Sassy One-

Hannah

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Sexy Boobs in Your Face, So No Football Tonight!

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You want to watch football, but I want to fuck, so I tease you with my big boobs!

You love football! The game is on, and you are spread out on the sofa. The lights are off, the game is loud, and you have a beer in hand. Pure joy, happiness, doesn’t get any better than this! Well actually, I want your attention. Time to turn the game off and come up to the bedroom, but you tell me that will as soon as the game is over, or maybe you will give me a quickie during halftime.

Oh, sweetheart, waiting is not going to work for me. It is ok. Your brain might want beer and football, but your cock always desires my lovely boobs. I slip out of all my yoga pants, and into a steamy bubble bath. After I dry off, I don’t put on any panties. I softly pinch my nipples and slip on my very tiny, white silk nightie.

Big nipples are your greatest weakness, but the curve of my hips is a close second

I walk into the dark room where you are watching the game. I stand in front of the tv. My hard nipples push into the fabric. Your brain wants me out of the way so you can watch football, but your cock is winning this battle. As you gaze at my soft hair cascading over my shoulders, my long smooth legs, and the white nightie framing my big boobs, your cock becomes very hard.

I walk towards you, and I turn off the sound of the game. As I lean down to kiss you, I rub your cock through your jeans. You pull on that strap of my lingerie off my shoulder and suck on my nipple. Off come your pants, and I suck your cock.  My lips leave your cock when you start to watch the game. I want your full attention. I block your view as I ride you. Our two naked, hot bodies fuck with passion as we change positions many times. You make me cum countless times, and when I am spent, I let you cum all over my sexy boobs.

I know it is football season and you enjoy all the games, but don’t forget about my girls. My big tits will keep you warm all winter long. They need kisses and licks from you, so I hope you will call me so that we can both play!

Erotic Victoria

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MERRY CHRISTMAS 2018

This year has seen many changes both in our country and personal lives. For me, I have had to learn to adjust to personal changes but would not have them any other way. The road has been rough and the future is uncertain. What I do know is that many of you have stood by faithfully with THE PHONE SEX BAR and the girls and have been friends and patrons. For that, I’m very grateful.

This year, we didn’t make a tree with everyone’s name on it. There are just too many of you! I also know that with the holidays, you are spending heavier for your families and friends. So I have decided to give you a gift instead to ease allow you to have fun too.

Until the end of the year, all calls will be 2.39 per minute. You may prepay for advance calls into the new year if you wish. Please enjoy yourselves because you have earned this and thank you….for everything.

Sydney &
The Girls



Bisexuality Beginnings

Wanna hear about my first taste of bisexuality? The first time I had sex with a woman…

 

Bisexuality

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I’m a freshman in college, living in the dorms with a sophomore roommate, Claudia. This is due to a last minute arrangement as her previous roommate dropped out unexpectedly. She is a great role model; extremely organized, has a hot boyfriend named Randy and a wide circle of friends. I’m learning many things from her, and very grateful about it. Little did I know, bisexuality is the next thing I’ll learn from her.

Claudia and Randy come into the dorm room one day and start a joking conversation about having a threesome. I joke along with them but soon the conversation turns into a serious discussion. They then invite me to join them that weekend on a trip to the Keys, so we can explore “everything”.

 

I agree, and spend the rest of the week feeling nervous, excited and very curious.

The drive is memorable, going over all the bridges and Keys to get to the final one, Key West. It’s November, so the weather is beautiful, the beach is gorgeous, and our hotel room is fantastic. Since I’m usually sleeping in a twin bed, the king-size bed looks like an acre of playground. The bathtub seems more like a hot tub, jetted and big enough for four people to play in it.

We next decide to spend an hour or so on the beach and then go for a seafood dinner before playtime. A few drinks with dinner eventually has us relaxed and up for most anything. We finally return to our hotel room, and start a game of strip poker that quickly has everyone naked.

They say, “You never forget your first girl.”

What followed was an entire night of teasing, touching, exploration and ecstacy. We were in the big bed, in the huge, jetted bathtub, and even on the floor amid blankets and pillows. If you’d like more details, call me and I’ll tell all!

Linda
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