Sex & Baseball: Victoria’s Pastimes

Sex and baseball are two of my favorite passions!

Although my favorite baseball team, the Chicago Cubs, didn’t make it to the World Series this year, it was a fun season. As any true die-hard Cubs fan will say, there is always next year. I am already anticipating next season, but we are amid an exciting World Series, Astros vs. Nationals. I am sure the Astros recovered from their loss last night, and baseball fans are going to see more exciting plays on the field this weekend.

The only thing I love more than baseball is steamy sex! Sometimes I combine my two passions. I have enticed you with naughty images in chat, before exploring one of our sexual fantasies, and I was wearing nothing but my Cubs shirt and panties. You make me tingle when you describe taking that shirt off of me.

Also, we have flirted with the idea of having sex in one of the VIP boxes during the World Series. Of course, the Cubs were playing and winning. LOL. A girl can dream! Well, my favorite team did not make it to the World Series, but you and I can still make baseball steamy and sexy together.

World Series Special Rate, So Take Advantage!

Yesterday, Sydney and I were brainstorming some fun ideas for our hot guys here. We know you love sports and sex! There will be more specials and fun things coming down the road for you to enjoy! Our first special treat is a reduced rate of $2.45 a minute (10-minute minimum) during the rest of the World Series Games! The next game is Friday Night at 7pm Central Time!

Call dispatch and ask for the Baseball Special to get the reduced rate DURING the games! Looking forward to playing with you, especially if we have not played since I have returned from vacation. Let’s have some hot phone sex!

Victoria
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Tailgating Tale: Temptation and Teasing

Tailgating

I go out with the crowd, I play the game…

I love college football season. So fun getting together with friends, watch the away games on TV, or better yet, attend the home games. And what is a home game without the pre-game tailgate party? Food, alcohol and friendship assure a good time.

So when my friends introduce me to you, I know that we like the same team and the same people. As we talk some more, it becomes very apparent that there’s a spark between us. When you suggest a walk down to the lake on campus, even though it might make us a bit late to the game, I agree immediately.

I can be your streetlight, showing you the way home…

Whether it’s the beautiful fall day or the liquor, I’m having very sexual thoughts about you as we walk together. The twinkle in your eye tells me your having the same kind of thoughts. So, I’m not surprised when you lean in for a stolen kiss. However, can a kiss be stolen if it’s returned with enthusiasm?

It doesn’t take long for us to wander a bit off the path and find a wide tree to lean against. Our kisses turn into a hot make-out session. You press against me, giving me a exact idea of the size of your need. Soon your hand slides up under my lightweight sweater, encountering my silky bra. You lift it away to fondle my hard nipple and my soft breast.

Get to know the feeling of liberation and release…

“That feels so good, but we can’t fuck right out in the open!” I protest. You shake your head regretfully, reluctantly slowing things down, and venture, “Probably everyone is at the game.” I laugh, and reply, “True, but I’m not going back to the stadium with grass stains on my butt. Or tree bark in my hair. Maybe we should head back to your car?” I rub my hand on your crotch to let you know I’m not saying No, I’m merely saying Not Here. The twitch in your pants lets me know that you understand my message.

So, where would YOU take me to finish our hot spontaneous game day grope? What a fun call to figure out something exhibitionistic enough for you and hedonistic enough for me. ALSO, there is a common thread through the subheads of this blog, which can be expressed by a single word. Do a session with me by Saturday, Oct 19 and tell me that word, you’ll get 5 FREE minutes additional. So, take off your clothes, put on your thinking cap, and give me a jingle!

Linda
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Seduction: Pantyhose VS Stockings

Have you ever caught yourself looking at a girl’s legs and losing all train of thought? Don’t lie, I know you have. As a woman, I know what my legs can do to you, the shape of my calves, the perfect lines of my feminine legs. I often will cross my legs and toy with my high heels, as I dangle them from my perfectly pedicured toe. Oh, I love to toy with your heart boy, and you really don’t stand a chance against me.

I was getting excited thinking of what my legs will do to you covered in a pair of silky nylons.

So it was, Monday morning, and I was getting ready for work, picking out my outfit. I work a professional job but am a real mistress in bed, and I was feeling the heat. The need to just wrap a boy around my fingers, and make him putty. Normally I would wear pantyhose to the office, maybe a pair of black L’eggs sheer energy, I mean this is a professional office you know, no place for fishnets. But today, the sheer silk of a pair of sexy stockings caught my eye. These girls are gorgeous, and just what I need to lure in some unsuspecting man to be my toy for the night. Black stockings, with a seam down the back, and a cute Cuban heel on them too. Maybe a little racy for the office, but honey, I am horny, and setting the bait to catch you. After all, pantyhose isn’t really made for sex, like a pair of silk stockings. I sit in front of the mirror, and eye my perfect curves, as I roll a pair up my smooth, silky legs. Admiring my French pedicure, as those white tips shine through the luxurious silken mist that these stockings are. They feel amazing, oh I can imagine what you would do to be able to run your hands along my legs in this manner. To get this close to me, to smell me, to feel my thighs. Oh, if my boss only knew what a dominatrix I am under that business skirt suit.

The thought of you being seduced and dominated by my silky stocking covered legs excites me to no end!

My thoughts drift off to tonight’s plans, as I grab my coffee, slip on my heels, and grab the keys to my shiny red sports car. You know, a sports car is to a minivan like stockings are to pantyhose, they both get the job done, but one is oh, oh so much more seductive, (as I bite my lower lip thinking about it). Tonight, tonight you will be MINE, I promise you, call me, call Mistress Kristi!

Shower Together: Getting Clean and Dirty Simultaneously

Standing in the shower thinking

I love the old Limelighter’s joke: “Our motto here at camp, Clean Mind, Clean Body — Take Your Pick.” Given the years I’ve spent making my mind as filthy as possible, I go with the clean body every time. Shower time is a good time to think, to sing, and to use the handheld massage attachment. However, given the chance, I will always welcome a shower partner.

Showering with another person ensures your back is clean and spots you couldn’t reach with the loofah alone get attention. It also gives an opportunity for getting wicked while getting washed up, in the most fun ways. Naked bodies, warm water and soap suds is practically a guarantee that someone (maybe everyone!) is having an orgasm.

Shower me with kisses

You’re in the shower when I decide to surprise you and join in. I know you approve when I see your cock twitch and start to harden. I grab the bottle of shower gel, pour some in my hand and start to bathe your burgeoning boner. I’ve barely set the bottle down when you grab it and soap up your hands to handle my tits.

My slippery soapy hands meander all over your body while yours explore my every nook, cranny and curve. Some of the wetness you feel cannot be blamed on the shower. You turn me around, scrub my back (and backside) and slip your hands between my legs. I part my legs to give you better access, leaning against the wall for support.

Shower me with your love

You remove your hands and slide your froth-covered fuckstick into my creamy crevice. The acoustics in the bathroom amplify my sensual groan as you busily thrust in my twat. I use my voice and my muscles to encourage your activity, letting you know when you’ve hit the perfect spot. It seems like almost no time before….

What comes next? Wanna get sudsy and squalid with me in the shower? Call me now and let’s get raunchy and rinsed off at the same time.

Linda
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Hitchhiker Hijinks

Well I’m a-runnin’ down the road

You’ve got a long boring drive to make, and nothing seems to entertain you. You’re a little grumpy, a lot horny, and even a bit bored. Suddenly, by the side of the road, you see a busty blonde with her thumb stuck out. Who could resist a hot hitchhiker like that?

You pull over and watch her boobs bounce in your rear view mirror as she runs up to your car. She opens the door and asks, “Are you headed anywhere near Springfield?” You smile and reply, “That’s exactly where I’m headed.” She grins and climbs in. “Thanks so much,” she breathily murmurs.

Tryin’ to loosen my load

Obviously, your hindbrain has been working overtime, and the results are literally cramping your style. You realize that your cock is three-quarters hard, and really requires readjustment. You try to scoot backward on the car seat, hoping that will take the pressure off your tender parts. You check to see if the hitchhiker noticed, and catch her with a big old grin on her face.

“You seem to need a hand, literally,” she jokes, “or maybe a barter blowjob? Since you’re giving me a ride, the least I could do is suck you off.” Your eyes practically popping out, you ask her, “Are you serious?” The twitch your tool makes in your trousers tells you that “Tiny” is all in, if the hard-core hitchhiker is.

Take it easy

Her eyes sparkle as she banters back, “Oh, you have no idea. I love to suck cock.” Your mind is racing, trying to think logistically while your boner is just demanding your entire blood supply. She helps you out by suggesting a church a couple miles down the road, with a large parking lot. “It just feels even dirtier behind a church, doesn’t it?” she teases.

Call me for more details about hitchhiker hijinks, or anything else sexual. Love to talk about most anything that turns you on.

Linda
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10 Years and Counting

Come and play!

10 Years and counting.  That’s how long THE PHONE SEX BAR and Chat has been here.  I personally have been in the industry for 15. I thought I would give a history lesson to those who may have forgotten. 

In 2009, Alexandra and I came over from another site to build the Bar.  Sadly, she passed away and never got to see our dream come to fruition.  None the less, it did.  A revamping of our original design in place, I worked hard to find the best of the best.  Many have come and gone.  Square Pegs, round holes. ~smirks~ Play with that phrase as you will.

There is a concept here of trying to give you the best of the best.  Sometimes, we fall short, but I always try to do better.  That’s why you may see the same faces year after year.  They ARE the best. So, let me remind you.  Besides myself, there is Chastity who has been here since 2013.  Hailey Jade came a month or two before her and while she is not here now, she worked hard  for you over the years.  Linda and Vicky came along in 2018 and both have proven to be awesome for the Bar.  Vicky took a short break but will be returning.

Janey has been around a long time.  She was a client before becoming our Hostess.  When she is able, she is here to welcome and offer a friendly smile.  She will do cyber sessions as well!  Her time here has been valuable to us.

Kristi has been with us a few months and her creative writing style boasts of sexy things to come. 

I have gone through a ton of girls.  To be brutally honest, some too lazy to make the grade.  Poor attitudes, lying, cheating, sending out personal pics, etc.  When you have no moral compass, you have no ethics and that is not what I want for this place.  Some thought they were better than the men they are here to serve. (continue)

 

Revenge: A Tale Of Sensual Domination

So you are dating my sister, huh? Man, you guys are sex feigns, you have sex all of the time! I know because I can hear you plus my sister tells me all about it, One day she told me how you wanted to have anal with her so she said she would try it but she didn’t care for it too much. She told me that you didn’t seem to care when she told you she didn’t care for it because you kept doing it anyways. Now, I am a very protective sister so I couldn’t let you get away with that.

I was looking forward to the sensual domination lesson I was going to teach you!

Imagine my delight when you came over to see my sister and she was gone shopping and wouldn’t be back for a long time. I answer the door and you ask if my sister is home and when I tell you she isn’t you just say okay and start to walk away. I invite you in and offer you a drink; you sit on the couch and start sipping on the wine I gave you. I sit next to you with my leg pressed up against yours while we start some small talk which leads to us talking about you and my sister.

Get ready for your descent into sensual domination!

It started innocent enough with us talking about how long you and my sister have been together. Then I said, well you guys are a bunch of sex feigns and I chuckle. What do you mean? you say. Well I can hear you guys you know and lets just say you don’t lack in the sex department, lol. Then I lean into you and kiss you on the lips, what are you doing, Kristi? Well I see how you look at me and I know you want me just as much as I want you right now. Why don’t you kiss me down my neck all the way to my breasts and kiss and lick my breasts? I put my hand between your legs and started rubbing on that bulge in your pants. Oh Kristi, I can’t lie I have been wanting you for the longest time! We start kissing again and taking off each others clothes and move to my bedroom. I stop and tell you I want to surprise you with something so just lay on the bed on your back with your eyes closed. Okay Kristi, I can’t wait to see what you have for me! I reach in my nightstand drawer and pull out my strap on and put it on. I get on the bed between your legs and push your legs up on top of my shoulders. I slide towards you and say are you ready for your surprise? Here it comes and I push the head of that strap on into the opening of your little hole. Kristi! What are you doing? Well you wanted to do my sister anally and she didn’t like it but you continued. I am just returning the favor! I am going to continue with you anally whether you like it or not! So you better just enjoy it! So I continue and you start enjoying it and loving every minute of my strap on play. When you finish you tell me you want to do that more often and you had never thought that being sensually dominated would be such a turn on but it is and made you cum so hard!

Kisses and licks,

Kristi

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Sissy Tales 1: Adventures of Priscilla

Imagine an ultra-feminine woman trapped in a linebacker’s body…

My business partner and I rehab houses downtown. She’s beautiful, has Sissy1exquisite taste, and six feet of hard muscles and sassy attitude wrapped in cafe au lait skin. Her wardrobe is almost entirely pink, her favorite color, from workclothes to lingerie. Even her toolbelt is pink leather. In our private moments, I call her Prissy the Sissy.

In our partnership, I deal with the funding and the accounting and the OCD details like permits. Prissy runs a crew of “workwomen” in various stages of transition. Some dress as women on the job, some don’t, and some aren’t totally out of the closet yet. However, they all have one thing in common — they want to be treated as the women they feel they are.

Enter Inspector BadgeIt

The one annoying detail I don’t deal with is inspections. The inspectors Sissy1want to deal with the actual builder, not the office weenie. Prissy has a great reputation among the various inpectors, for quality work and knowledgeable compliance. That is, until the new guy shows up, five feet nothing of Napoleon complex. We immediately know this is one of those “impossible to please” government employees. Yet it is apparent he must have offended someone important, to be transferred to downtown property inspections.

Priss can’t believe some of the things he says have to be changed. He’s messing with her time, her money, and her rep, though she agrees to make the changes he requires. Of course, that also requires a follow-up inspection. When Prissy complains to me about how he treated her, I tell her to handle it, since I have no influence in this area. “Whatever you have to do to take care of it, do it,” I tell her.

Re-inspection, Retribution, and No Regrets

When Inspector BadgeIt starts the follow-up inspection, his demands, if anything, increase. Priss has taken as much as she’s going to take. Priss shows him down to the basement to inspect the new footings. When he says they aren’t big enough, she says, “I’ll show you big enough!” She grabs his shoulders, pantses him, then bends him over a workbench. This all happens while she’s turning her toolbelt out of the way and dropping her pink jeans and pink panties.

With no further words, no lube and no apology, Prissy shoves her femi-nine inch clit into the Inspector. He starts wailing, “No, no, no” but it quickly turns to “Oh, oh, oh!” The crew hears his volume increase as Prissy really get to work. Apparently, this is exactly what BadgeIt needed, we pass the re-imspection with flying (rainbow) colors.

Sexy stories, tantalizing tales, and lewd loveplay make for great scenarios too. For a customized scene that will get you hot and bothered, call me now.

Linda
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Forbidden Hole Phone Sex

Forbidden Hoe Phone Sex

Forbidden Hoe Phone Sex

You love my cute little butt don’t you? I know you can’t help staring at my round plump cheeks. Even when you’re kissing me, sucking on my nipples and touching my soft skin all you really want is my ass. You’re thinking of that forbidden part. That part of my body that is considered especially dirty. You want my forbidden hole and you want to do everything naughty and nasty you can think of to that part of my hot body.

Honestly, I crave it… I have so many dirty thoughts about the things you could do with my ass. Start by sniffing and tasting my worn panties. Can you smell the sweat from between my cheeks in the material? Mmmmm I know that makes you want more. I want to sit on your face and feel your tongue against my crinkled tight butt hole. Eat my ass like your life depends on it and tongue fuck my anal ring too. Then suck on my asshole like you are trying to give it a hickey.

However, you can’t stop there because that would be a total tease. You just made me so wet and I have this intense desire to kiss you even though your tongue was just in my ass. French kiss me deep and let me suck on your tongue as you wedge your body between my thighs. Push your throbbing cock into my sopping wet pussy and fuck me but don’t cum. Not yet because if you can hold out then I will give you my forbidden hole to fuck. Can you make me cum before you blow your load and your chance to fuck my ass? Give me a call so we can find out together!

♥Chastity♥

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What’s New!

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What’s new?  I will tell you!  Firstly, you may have noticed some new faces on the menu.  Feel free to drop into chat and talk to them when they are logged in.  Get to know them and if they are the right girls for your tastes ~winks~

The next thing is we have two chat rooms!  This is something very new and fun at The Phone Sex Bar.  We want to welcome everyone but sometimes that can’t be done because we have people needing a lot of attention and it takes away from others.  Some have been around a long time and we wish to allow them to keep visiting. 

So, new clients and guests just visiting will be in our main chat room that everyone knows and loves. Our Regular callers will be invited into the new room designed for a streamlined contact with the girls.  They can come in and set up their calls more quickly.  Once a client/guest has made a couple calls, establishing himself, he will be invited to the new room.

Guests of the new chat will need to maintain regular calling frequency.  We won’t tell you how often as you surely know by now what is right.  This will hopefully make this a more enjoyable experience for everyone. If you are a caller and would like more info., please get hold of me!

See you sexy people soon!!

 

Sydney