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Stinky Diapers are no fun!

Long before baby gets them.

I took one of my darlings to the Babies R Us to do a bit of shopping.  It wasn’t long before this horrible wafting odor slapped me in the face.  I looked at him as he gazed up with that oh so proud look on his face.  I half expected him to say “Pull my finger”!

Peeewwwww!  That was the comment many made with scrunched up faces.  He was disgusting! Nasty smelly boy! His diaper was sagging and there seemed to be no end in sight.  People started pointing and coughing…choking on the odoriferous offering from the baby. I did has if he did that and he flat out denied.  DENIED!  But the proof was everywhere.  I could take it no longer, he needed to be changed.

To teach him a lesson, I did right in the store in front of everyone.  They just pointed and laughed all the more, “peew!” was the word everyone used.  Mr. Stinky was no longer so proud of his Pamper load as he did the toddle of shame to toss is nasty, stinky mess into the diaper genie.  Shame on you!

I will be sure to pack extra diapers next time with a lot more powders, air sprays, maybe stuck a pine tree hanger thing into his pampers.  Doubt it will do much but better than nothing.  Thanks Mr. Stinky for a memorable shopping trip.

xoxox,

Sydney