Posts Tagged ‘anything goes phone sex’

Tickling Tryst Turns The Trick

Childhood memories prove to be strong turn-ons Tickling is generally something associated with children. So are cartoons. However, a lovely return customer wanted to combine these two elements into an erotic, exotic session. I got to be the damsel in distress, that star of old cartoons and epitome of Southern charm, Miss Penelope Pitstop. He […]

Expertise becomes Sexpertise with the Mastery of All Things Sexual

How did you first learn about the birds and the bees? Search your memories. Might’ve been in school, maybe an uncomfortable talk with a parent, or possibly from someone’s hidden porn magazine. Somewhere, you learn about pricks and pussies, bareback and blowjobs, and that boys and girls are just built differently. As years pass, you […]

Foot Fetish Fervor

Others think you’re shy. I know better You’ve been fooling people for years. You tend to look down most of the time. People assume you’re shy since you don’t often meet their eyes. However, I know your naughty secret; you’re checking out the feet of every woman in the room. You’re indulging your foot fetish, […]

Grovel for your Goddess

You fantasize about serving a powerful woman Are you man enough to completely submit? It takes some big stones to actually make yourself grovel after a lifetime of standing up for yourself. However, everyday life can be a grind. Wouldn’t it be wonderful to delegate all responsibility to someone you could trust? You want to […]

Panties Produce Partner Ponderings

You’ve been told “don’t get your panties in a bunch.” You first meet at the cafe, when you both are reading the same bestseller, in hardcover. Your quip about “real” books makes her laugh, and you adjust your pants to make room for a tent. She comes back with a joke about putting on her […]

Corset Coquette Causes Shapely Seduction

A corset will provide that classic hourglass figure The observation has been made, particularly regarding fashion, that everything old is new again. Hemlines bounce up and down, colors are popular and then not, necklines conceal and then reveal. One of the oldest lingerie staples has been the corset. Corsets have evolved through the ages; no […]

Blow Job For The Best Job

You can tell when they’re being paid by the hour… I can relate, since I’m paid by the minute to talk about a blow job or other sexual fantasies. Not everyone is as lucky as I am, to totally enjoy their career choice. They possibly don’t like coming to work, or having to work, or […]

Muscle Car Makes Muscle Memory

Muscle cars make my panties damp. I’m a motorhead, and I love those big engine sleek body cars, especially from the heyday of Detroit. The smooth classic chassis lines and revving engine’s deep-throated roar literally excite me. I adore the seductive curves of a well-detailed and well-maintained powerful vehicle. You arrive for our date in […]

Smoking Hot Fetishes

Everyone has a kink that lights their fire Some fetishes are more socially acceptable than others, but all have the effect of creating heightened excitement. If your fetish is certain clothing, from lingerie to shoes, or body part, from head to feet, you’re lucky. You can easily surf the net (without even going to sleazy […]

Beach Blanket Bingo

Beach break brings body toning and mental wandering It’s springtime in Florida — I can tell because the MLB teams are cranking up spring training. For me, that means it’s time to hit the beach. Sunshine brightens your mood, and the sunscreen I use (SPF 5000, my skin is extra pale!) includes a nice moisturizer. […]