Posts Tagged ‘anything goes phone sex’

Panties Produce Partner Ponderings

You’ve been told “don’t get your panties in a bunch.” You first meet at the cafe, when you both are reading the same bestseller, in hardcover. Your quip about “real” books makes her laugh, and you adjust your pants to make room for a tent. She comes back with a joke about putting on her […]

Corset Coquette Causes Shapely Seduction

A corset will provide that classic hourglass figure The observation has been made, particularly regarding fashion, that everything old is new again. Hemlines bounce up and down, colors are popular and then not, necklines conceal and then reveal. One of the oldest lingerie staples has been the corset. Corsets have evolved through the ages; no […]

Blow Job For The Best Job

You can tell when they’re being paid by the hour… I can relate, since I’m paid by the minute to talk about a blow job or other sexual fantasies. Not everyone is as lucky as I am, to totally enjoy their career choice. They possibly don’t like coming to work, or having to work, or […]

Muscle Car Makes Muscle Memory

Muscle cars make my panties damp. I’m a motorhead, and I love those big engine sleek body cars, especially from the heyday of Detroit. The smooth classic chassis lines and revving engine’s deep-throated roar literally excite me. I adore the seductive curves of a well-detailed and well-maintained powerful vehicle. You arrive for our date in […]

Smoking Hot Fetishes

Everyone has a kink that lights their fire Some fetishes are more socially acceptable than others, but all have the effect of creating heightened excitement. If your fetish is certain clothing, from lingerie to shoes, or body part, from head to feet, you’re lucky. You can easily surf the net (without even going to sleazy […]

Beach Blanket Bingo

Beach break brings body toning and mental wandering It’s springtime in Florida — I can tell because the MLB teams are cranking up spring training. For me, that means it’s time to hit the beach. Sunshine brightens your mood, and the sunscreen I use (SPF 5000, my skin is extra pale!) includes a nice moisturizer. […]

Sextoys Sampler Survey

Sextoys survey taken during crowded chatroom session First, I thank everyone who answered my sextoys questions for this survey. You know who you are and I’m appreciative you were willing to share with me. Second, this isn’t a professional survey and my findings are slanted, by virtue of the fantastic participants. After all, we’re on […]

Cheerleader Fantasy: Cheering You On

I know the secret you’ve kept since high school You know you’ve got the hots for that cheerleader who smiled at you that one time in the cafeteria. It gave you wood then and every time since then when you think about it. Her shiny hair, flashing eyes, pouty lips, and rah-rah attitude make you […]

Addiction to Sex: when your trouser snake becomes a monkey on your back

It’s always on your mind; sex, Sex, SEX! Addiction means you cannot get along without it. You’ll do or say just about anything to get that high, that kick, that your habit requires. Addictions afflict many people at various times in their life. Consequently, everyone seems to know of at least one person in their […]

Seducing the Super Bowl Sports Fan

It’s the big game! Seducing you has been on my mind. Today seems like a great opportunity. I understand, it’s the culmination of the season. Determining the ultimate winner, the top two teams will battle for the championship. Yet, I remember that you were cheering for a different team all season, a team that won’t […]