Posts Tagged ‘fantasy phone sex’

Panties Produce Partner Ponderings

You’ve been told “don’t get your panties in a bunch.” You first meet at the cafe, when you both are reading the same bestseller, in hardcover. Your quip about “real” books makes her laugh, and you adjust your pants to make room for a tent. She comes back with a joke about putting on her […]

Corset Coquette Causes Shapely Seduction

A corset will provide that classic hourglass figure The observation has been made, particularly regarding fashion, that everything old is new again. Hemlines bounce up and down, colors are popular and then not, necklines conceal and then reveal. One of the oldest lingerie staples has been the corset. Corsets have evolved through the ages; no […]

Dear Hannah, Skirts & Heels?

Heels and Skirts Are One Of Many Items We Use! Recently I was asked if we hand pick our clothing to drive you boys wild. Especially in the office setting. Let me assure you that the ladies in the office are wearing heels and skirts to get your attention. Most times they do this because […]

Sextoys Sampler Survey

Sextoys survey taken during crowded chatroom session First, I thank everyone who answered my sextoys questions for this survey. You know who you are and I’m appreciative you were willing to share with me. Second, this isn’t a professional survey and my findings are slanted, by virtue of the fantastic participants. After all, we’re on […]

Cheerleader Fantasy: Cheering You On

I know the secret you’ve kept since high school You know you’ve got the hots for that cheerleader who smiled at you that one time in the cafeteria. It gave you wood then and every time since then when you think about it. Her shiny hair, flashing eyes, pouty lips, and rah-rah attitude make you […]

Just a Little Kiss?

I couldn’t help but giggle. Just a little kiss he said. Are you kidding me? She wouldn’t touch you with a ten foot pole! Seriously? First of all you are over half her age. Second of all you are a total pervert. Did either of those things cross your mind? Oh, let me think for […]

Addiction to Sex: when your trouser snake becomes a monkey on your back

It’s always on your mind; sex, Sex, SEX! Addiction means you cannot get along without it. You’ll do or say just about anything to get that high, that kick, that your habit requires. Addictions afflict many people at various times in their life. Consequently, everyone seems to know of at least one person in their […]

Seducing the Super Bowl Sports Fan

It’s the big game! Seducing you has been on my mind. Today seems like a great opportunity. I understand, it’s the culmination of the season. Determining the ultimate winner, the top two teams will battle for the championship. Yet, I remember that you were cheering for a different team all season, a team that won’t […]

Spanking: Punishment or Reward?

Spanking as punishment: Assume the position, delinquent! You know what you did. Spanking is a consequence of your actions. You’re not allowed to go into my lingerie drawer without my specific permission. Nor are you supposed to snatch lingerie from the laundry basket. And you know lingerie is washed and dried in the special bag […]

Punishment for Pervy Peeper

Pay attention, or you could wind up in a bad situation Punishment is certainly not something in the forefront of your mind this evening. It’s your anniversary and as a result, you take your wife out for a nice dinner. The ambience is wonderful, the food is amazing, and the service is top notch. The […]