Posts Tagged ‘fetish phone sex’

Panties Produce Partner Ponderings

You’ve been told “don’t get your panties in a bunch.” You first meet at the cafe, when you both are reading the same bestseller, in hardcover. Your quip about “real” books makes her laugh, and you adjust your pants to make room for a tent. She comes back with a joke about putting on her […]

Corset Coquette Causes Shapely Seduction

A corset will provide that classic hourglass figure The observation has been made, particularly regarding fashion, that everything old is new again. Hemlines bounce up and down, colors are popular and then not, necklines conceal and then reveal. One of the oldest lingerie staples has been the corset. Corsets have evolved through the ages; no […]

Blow Job For The Best Job

You can tell when they’re being paid by the hour… I can relate, since I’m paid by the minute to talk about a blow job or other sexual fantasies. Not everyone is as lucky as I am, to totally enjoy their career choice. They possibly don’t like coming to work, or having to work, or […]

Muscle Car Makes Muscle Memory

Muscle cars make my panties damp. I’m a motorhead, and I love those big engine sleek body cars, especially from the heyday of Detroit. The smooth classic chassis lines and revving engine’s deep-throated roar literally excite me. I adore the seductive curves of a well-detailed and well-maintained powerful vehicle. You arrive for our date in […]

Smoking Hot Fetishes

Everyone has a kink that lights their fire Some fetishes are more socially acceptable than others, but all have the effect of creating heightened excitement. If your fetish is certain clothing, from lingerie to shoes, or body part, from head to feet, you’re lucky. You can easily surf the net (without even going to sleazy […]

Beach Blanket Bingo

Beach break brings body toning and mental wandering It’s springtime in Florida — I can tell because the MLB teams are cranking up spring training. For me, that means it’s time to hit the beach. Sunshine brightens your mood, and the sunscreen I use (SPF 5000, my skin is extra pale!) includes a nice moisturizer. […]

Two Times The Pleasure

Pleasure For Shaggy for Sure (Note: Due To Bar Policy Names And Location Have Been Changed to Protect Those Involved.) Double The Pleasure. Double The Fun! Well, I guess tonight Fred was on his own. You see Velma and I had planned on a night of drinks and tease. But, once I told her about […]

All I Want For The New Year

All I want For the New Year Is You! Really? All you want for the New Year is Me?  Huh!  I believe we’ll have to work you into shape then boy toy!  Right out of the gate we need to work on your courage! I need a boy who has enough courage to follow through!  […]

Blue Balls Of Christmas

Christmas Balls So Blue Aww, Did you really believe that you’d be getting a furlow for the holiday? Oh no my pet, not you! Why exactly would I allow you any releif especially now? You say you’ll do anything to please me, am I right? Just hearing you beg, plead and suffer. Now that’s the […]

Shopping Made Incredibly Sexy

There’s more than one way to keep a woman happy, yet a special shopping trip will always bring a smile. You take me to the mega-mall in the next town to find a sexy outfit for my upcoming birthday. Usually you’d rather gouge out your eyes than go shopping. However, lots of stores and hopefully, […]