Posts Tagged ‘JOI’

Cumming Together On Our Last Summer Fling

Cumming at the same time is a beautiful thing The Sunday before Labor Day, I have a backyard bbq and pool party. Wholesome American Fun! You are invited to join my friends and me for volleyball, a swim in the pool, beer, brats, and burgers. This is how we party in the Midwest on a […]

Masturbation, One Of Your Favorite Things

Masturbation! Wonderful, Self Love! I know you love to masturbate, a matter of fact I would say it is probably one of your favorite things to do. Nothing surprising there since it is a form of self-love, albeit it is a bit of a selfish one. I really don’t see a problem with it either, […]

Hands OFF Bitch Boy!

Whats a Matter Did I Stutter? Hands OFF! It’s masturbation month! Did you realize that? Of course, you did, because you are one masturbating, dickie pulling, fist pumping, fiend. Haha. After all, masturbation is your favorite exercise. I bet your wrists are stronger and more exercised then the rest of your body. So guess what, […]

Anything You Say Mistress

“Anything You Say, Mistress, I’m Yours!” Fun fact here: Each time I hear those words a tingle runs right down my spine. Probably much like the one that is coursing through your penis when you tell me you’ll do Anything I ask of you. Another fun fact: My panties, they get soaking wet. Do you […]

Searching For Jerk Off Instructions?

Are you in need of jerk off instructions? Are you looking for someone to give you jerk off instructions? Look no further. You have found the right girl. I love telling guys exactly how to beat their meat. With my help, you will wax your pole like never before. I will tell you to do […]

Rough Fuck Phone Sex When I’m Done With You

A Rough Fuck For Me After Fucking With You It’s true, I’m not for everyone. Like, for sure if you have a heart condition it’s best you don’t call me… without a doctor‘s note anyway. But check it out, everything you’ve heard about me is probably true. And you can check my profile and blogs and […]

Dick Hard Already? You Need My Phone Sex!

Making Your Dick Hard Is My Job You need your dick hard BEFORE you call? All you horny boys stroking for hours before you finally fucking call. Silly, stupid boys. You have no clue that it’s such a mistake to come to me this way. When you waste that time getting yourself to the edge, […]

Ruined Orgasm Phone Sex

Ruined Orgasm For You – You Selfish Self Control-less Fucktard, NO Pussy For You! Lately, I have been thinking about some Ruined Orgasm Phone Sex, via catching a stroker and, then mercilessly taunting him that, if he ONLY could have expressed a shred of self control… Well, YOU could have had a squirty, pussy right […]

Losing My Phone Sex Virginity

Losing My Phone Sex Virginity Virginity is like a balloon, one prick and it’s gone.  If that quote is not true, then I want my virginity back, it all started back in my early days, however when I turned to phone sex it was only to help ends meet at first. I was really nervous […]