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Whats a Matter Did I Stutter? Hands OFF!

It’s masturbation month! Did you realize that? Of course, you did, because you are one masturbating, dickie pulling, fist pumping, fiend. Haha. After all, masturbation is your favorite exercise. I bet your wrists are stronger and more exercised then the rest of your body.

So guess what, Peter pumper, since this is national masturbation month, you are going to outdo yourself. Oh yes, if you thought you are masturbating a lot already, I have news for you. You are going on a jerk off marathon under my instructions this month.

Oh sorry, did I forget to mention that your penis belongs to me now? Yes, I have claimed your dick, and with that, you don’t get to touch your cock in any way other than the way I tell you to. When I tell you to, How long I tell you to. In general, that piece belongs to me and it will do so until I am bored with it and give you it’s pink slip. Don’t hold your breath so, it may take a while.

Hands off bitch boy! I didn’t say get started yet. Did you miss the whole, when and how part of the above? Do you need glasses? Did jerking off make you semi-blind as the old wives tale goes? Do I need to install a shock collar around your balls and zap you every time you think you have control over your codpiece?

Oh and for heaven’s sake and all that makes you horny, go and get a
Tissue, your one-eyed- monster is already drooling again. So much for housebroken. I swear, mention masturbation and wanking, and all the blood in your noggin flows down to just one more or less lengthy part of your body. So very predictable!

Now, before I have to slap your cock silly, and knock some sense into ur balls, pay attention because the next part is crucial to you. You just don’t know it yet.

See I have decided that with masturbation month comes masturbation marathon and penalty if you can’t go the distance.

Oh goodness, look at your face.

Did someone just take your cookies from you? Is your milk sour, pumpkin face?

Here is what I mean. You are going to jerk off under my instructions for the rest of May, but you are not allowed to cum until and if I decide to allow it. That means it could last for 3 Days, 7 days, or until the end of the month. Dealers choice – MINE – you don’t get a say in the matter.

You whine about it, I make it a lot more difficult on you and trust me I am more than devious enough to make you so desperate that you’d do anything for that little bit of release.

Now, of course, the penalty is a simple one.

You cum without permission and you go into chastity for a period determined by me. Oh and since I believe in the “punishment fitting the crime” so to speak, that could be a while if you are a two pump chump.

So what do you say, wanker boy, are you ready to take up the challenge and put yourself under my control and say goodbye to your dick-head for a while?

Now go and get your lube, some tissues because this will get messy, and pick up the phone to call me….

Let the fun begin, wanker toy, I am waiting!

The Sassy One-

Hannah

866-930-0008 X 307

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