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Well I’m a-runnin’ down the road

You’ve got a long boring drive to make, and nothing seems to entertain you. You’re a little grumpy, a lot horny, and even a bit bored. Suddenly, by the side of the road, you see a busty blonde with her thumb stuck out. Who could resist a hot hitchhiker like that?

You pull over and watch her boobs bounce in your rear view mirror as she runs up to your car. She opens the door and asks, “Are you headed anywhere near Springfield?” You smile and reply, “That’s exactly where I’m headed.” She grins and climbs in. “Thanks so much,” she breathily murmurs.

Tryin’ to loosen my load

Obviously, your hindbrain has been working overtime, and the results are literally cramping your style. You realize that your cock is three-quarters hard, and really requires readjustment. You try to scoot backward on the car seat, hoping that will take the pressure off your tender parts. You check to see if the hitchhiker noticed, and catch her with a big old grin on her face.

“You seem to need a hand, literally,” she jokes, “or maybe a barter blowjob? Since you’re giving me a ride, the least I could do is suck you off.” Your eyes practically popping out, you ask her, “Are you serious?” The twitch your tool makes in your trousers tells you that “Tiny” is all in, if the hard-core hitchhiker is.

Take it easy

Her eyes sparkle as she banters back, “Oh, you have no idea. I love to suck cock.” Your mind is racing, trying to think logistically while your boner is just demanding your entire blood supply. She helps you out by suggesting a church a couple miles down the road, with a large parking lot. “It just feels even dirtier behind a church, doesn’t it?” she teases.

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Linda
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