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Masturbation Humiliation

Hello Boooys. Do you hear Angelina Jolie saying that from the movie ‘Gone in 60 Seconds”? Ahh but I digress. The reason I’m blogging today is to tell you about my Saturday caller, Masturboy and his Masturbation Humiliation sessions with me! He is so in love with his dick he should marry it. When he calls, we talk about his love of jerking. I swear if I dated this man, I wouldn’t get laid too often because he is hunkered down in a corner, jerking one off. I would love to tell all my chick friends about him when they ask where he is.

“oh, in the bathroom, talking to his cock.”

For giggles I would tie his hands behind his back and leave him stark naked, unable to touch his penis pal. I wonder how long it would take before his imagination found a way to rub it out regardless.

So, Masturbator Boy calls on Saturday…unless his new girl friend is home, which of course got me wondering how she puts up with it. You can’t go anywhere with this man because of his fond attachment to his attachment. ~laughs~ Poor Masturboy. He makes me laugh just hearing him stroking, panting and laughing at our discussions about his Penis Pal…. that’s what it shall be called from now on. It’s fun to talk to him and laugh at his cock romance. He and his lil friend crack me up and I’m grateful to know he loves calling me for his comedic cock spot. LOL

If you too have a romance going on with your dick, let me know. I’m quite happy to talk to you about it. For now, I must find my next playmate. Will it be you?

Hugs and Kisses,

Sydney

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