December 28th, 2018 
Anonymous Santa is described as plump, white-bearded, red-suited, and jolly
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Santa certainly appeared that way as he strolled into my bedroom in the wee hours of Christmas Day. “Linda,” he said, “I hear that you’ve been working extra hard at being naughty this year.” Consequently, I had to laugh at his words, though it did make me wonder just who had been telling tales.
“Yes, Santa,” I agreed, “I have been naughty, and it’s been so nice.” I gave an unrepenetant smile, hence it was his turn for a great belly laugh. I didn’t even take it personally when he boomed his famous “ho, ho, ho” line. He leered just a little and then asked me, “Would you like a chance to redeem yourself?”
Making a deal…
“Really, Santa? What would I have to do?” Those of you who have talked to me already can just imagine the tone of voice I used for that inquiry. When I saw the ear-to-ear grin on his face, I had a very good idea what would be involved. Then, amazingly, the magic started.
Every article of clothing that Santa removed appeared to take off 5 years and 10 pounds. Hat, boots, socks, belt, trousers, jacket, t-shirt and a sexy pair of boxer briefs brought his weight down 100 pounds. He also seemed to have become maybe 50 years younger, at least.
And fulfilling it twice.
I suddenly had a sexy Santa on my hands, and he was more than ready to play. I won’t give the details here, but if you call me, I can tell you all about it. I’ll describe each and every lascivious thing I did to get put on the nice list. And yes, I just might have done some of those provocative things more than once. It was an effort that yielded mixed results. Spoiler Alert — I didn’t make the Nice List, but I now own a coal mine!
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