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It’s the big game!

Seducing you has been on my mind. Today seems like a great opportunity. I understand, it’s the culmination of the season. Determining the ultimate winner, the top two teams will battle for the championship. Yet, I remember that you were cheering for a different team all season, a team that won’t be playing this Sunday.

While you’re assembling your snacks and beverages, I’m assembling my personal battle attire. I select a lacy bra, matching lacy panties, garter belt, stockings and strappy high heels. Adding just a touch of make-up and a transparent robe, I make my way to your man cave. I plan on seducing you in a straight-forward pass play.

Nobody said life is fair — just ask the New Orleans Saints

I peek around the door, seeing you’re totally ready for a great game. I’m ready for a great game too, I just don’t think it will be the same game. I enter your man cave with a big smile and a sexy sway to my step. Your eyes go wide as you see my outfit, and then narrow as you wonder what I’m up to.

I lift the wineglass I’m carrying and say, “I brought my own drink, may I share your goodies?” You tell me to help myself, so I pick up a wing and start to lick off the sauce. Making a little moan deep in my throat, I put the meaty part of the wing in my mouth. With a sparkle in my eye, I tease you by moving the wing in and out of my mouth. I can tell you’ve noticed, since your sweat pants have that nice tent right in the crotch.

It’s not my fault you closed your eyes

I offer to help you out, just as the teams run onto the field. I tell you it’s fine if you watch the game, I don’t mind. As I take you in my mouth, I use my hands to tease you elsewhere. It doesn’t take long for me to see the signs that my seducing battle plan has been effective. As you reward my efforts, I hear a big cheer from the TV. Maybe you’ll be able to see a replay of that score you just missed…

If this sounds like a fun way to pass halftime, or even recreate your game day later in the week, give me a call. I’d love to be your cheerleader and seductress.

Linda
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