Today is Hump Day or as I like to think of it, HUMPING DAY!! All calls with me, 20 minutes or longer will be $2.00 per minute, new purchases only! You must call me to process the payment directly for you. Then we can have some sexy debauchery! I look forward to fucking your minds […]
Posts Tagged ‘fantasy phone sex’
Facesitting: Fantasy Fuckfest


You await our date tonight, since you know I’ll be doing what you like best — sitting on your face. You swallow hard imagining my damp panties, my sexy smell and my liquid coated pussy lips. You love to lick me from front to back, clit to asshole, and get me as wet as possible. […]
Small Packages: Do Good Things Cum From Them?


You’ve known since high school you’re not like most other guys. They have a pecker, you have a pee-pee. While they pitch a tent in their pants from a hard on, yours barely qualifies as a tent peg. When they relieve themselves by playing the skin flute, you’re playing (rubbing?) the world’s smallest violin. Not […]
Lapdance Longing


You’re so horny, you’re ready to hump a wormhole… You can’t concentrate on anything, your cock is demanding all your attention. It wants action and it wants it NOW. You’re bored with porn, you’ve been isolated so long you’ve viewed everything on your preferred sites. You remember how previously you’d hit a club when you […]
Slut Training


If you request humiliation, I’m ready to dish it out. You dare approach a session with your Mistress fully clothed? Are you implying an equal footing between us? You presumptuous worm. Immediately disrobe and don’t be slatternly, strewing your clothing about. Fold them and put them on that chair. Today, you slowpoke — I thought […]
MILF: Memories In Learning Fucking


Finding younger men means going where they hang… Sometimes it’s just fun to be a cruising cougar, fulfilling young men’s dreams of a sensuous, super-sexy MILF. For instance, Spring Break is an opportune time to check out the male meat market. Laying by the pool, soaking up golden sunshine, I have the perfect view of […]
Tailgating Tale: Temptation and Teasing


I go out with the crowd, I play the game… I love college football season. So fun getting together with friends, watch the away games on TV, or better yet, attend the home games. And what is a home game without the pre-game tailgate party? Food, alcohol and friendship assure a good time. So when […]
Hitchhiker Hijinks


Well I’m a-runnin’ down the road You’ve got a long boring drive to make, and nothing seems to entertain you. You’re a little grumpy, a lot horny, and even a bit bored. Suddenly, by the side of the road, you see a busty blonde with her thumb stuck out. Who could resist a hot hitchhiker […]
Sissy Tales 1: Adventures of Priscilla


Imagine an ultra-feminine woman trapped in a linebacker’s body… My business partner and I rehab houses downtown. She’s beautiful, has exquisite taste, and six feet of hard muscles and sassy attitude wrapped in cafe au lait skin. Her wardrobe is almost entirely pink, her favorite color, from workclothes to lingerie. Even her toolbelt is pink […]
Secret Sex In Public: Lust, Lovers and Luck


One of society’s big taboos is sex in public During our vacation, we decide to take the 30 minute cable-car ride to the summit of the local peak. There’s a large crowd waiting to board the next cable-car, so I’m silently hoping the views are worth it. Finally the crowd starts to move, and we […]