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A Tale Too Delicious Not To Be Shared…

Delicious

I went grocery shopping this afternoon. I know, how very mundane and ordinary. Just one of those lesser evils in life. Would you believe that while browsing the shelves something caught my eye and made me think of you?

Not only did it make me think of you, but it made me laugh.

A little giggle at first. Loud enough that people turned around to look at me to see what was so funny. I couldn’t help myself! It was just too delicious not to share with a couple of the women who were stressed from the Holidays and in need of a good laugh as much as me.

I picked up the jar of Sweet Baby Gherkins, nestled together in their liquid and trapped in the little container, and held it up to them. “Sorry Ladies,” I began, with a smirk still playing easily over my face. “I saw those tiny little pickles and couldn’t help but think of a couple of bitch boys I know. I am sure you know what I am talking about!”

It didn’t take long before they began to laugh. A mirthful laugh, and then one of the ladies confided that she was well acquainted with the tragedy of the Baby Gherkin manhood debacle all too well. Undoubtedly, her husband of 20 years surely must be the President of the Club. Needless to say, more laughter ensued, and we wondered among ourselves how many of your tiny Gherkins would fit in an average Jar, all nestled together, soaking in the wet liquid.

We decided to finish our shopping together and with the lone Jar of Sweet Gherkins nestled in the cart now. We took off to the produce aisle where we selected and fondled a couple of nice sized, firm cucumbers.  Oh my, they are fun to prepare, and they would be delicious! Indeed Cucumbers are nutritious, another agreed, but all you of know that we were not really talking about the Produce. The much more satisfying specimen housed in the pants of some of the more fortunate endowed men. Not that you would know anything about that, mind you, but you can just take my word for it.

We each picked two of the thickest, firmest and oh so enticing Cucumbers, before, with a giggle, returning the jar of Baby Gherkins to its spot on the shelf. I even gave a gentle little pat on the lid and whispered only loud enough for my new friends to hear. “Sorry little guys, but who wants something so underdeveloped in size and girth, then you can have something oh so nice and big, firm and thick. Why make do with a “snack” when you can enjoy and be satisfied with a meal instead?

Of course, you already realized that a long time ago.   Don’t worry!  Your small joystick is good for one thing. Hours worth of hilarity as you have seen in my little shopping trip anecdote above. You are not forgotten, my small penis pets, you are just not thought of in the way you would probably prefer.

Now why don’t you pick up the phone and call me, I do so enjoy having a good laugh at your expense.

The Sassy  One-

Hannah

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